men and women in entertainment that are stealing a living

Alan Titchmarsh is gravy train Royalty

Hamburglar

all female 'comics'

Michael MacIntire.Not in the least bit funny,more of a total irritant.

Michael MacIntire.Not in the least bit funny,more of a total irritant.

And there the forum's delay time goes again.

anyone on the last leg, mock the week, etc for the last couple of years

Lenny Henry (NAP).

Recently, Nish Kumar, Adam Hills and pretty much any comedian that goes on Have I Got News For You. If it wasn't for Brexit and Trump, what the feck would they go on about,

Zoe Ball

Fiona bruce.

"Recently, Nish Kumar, Adam Hills and pretty much any comedian that goes on Have I Got News For You. If it wasn't for Brexit and Trump, what the feck would they go on about,"
Cannot agree more with this post. British TV "comedy" seems to be in its death throes.

How the HELL did Claudia Winkleman end up as the highest paid woman at the BBC? 1/2 a million a YEAR of license fee money. For what?
Apparently she does strickly and some radio show - I don't watch strictly (as I'm male and don't like musicals) but I'm familiar with who she is.
What does she bring to them that someone else couldn't do for £35k a year of LICENSE FEE MONEY.

and of course, how could I forget ..

Eve Pollard is her mother. Nepotism is rife in the 'entertainment' world

not forgetting her sister married Freddie Windsor. Now there's some serious nepotism for you all

i could take you through Miranda Harts antecedents as well?

*Gemma Collins NAP *Allison Hammond NB

Far too many to list so I thought the fattest laziest ones deserved a mention with Collins being the most obnoxious selfish one in real life by all accounts.

Jeremy Kyle,shameless mother ****.

gemma collins in years to come will be working in a supermarket or macdonalds shes got no talent

gemma collins in years to come will be working in a supermarket or macdonalds shes got no talent

Thats the profits fooked then mad dog.

I was doing something friday night out of sight of the TV and some bbc panel show was on in the background, I just heard them announce "star of the mash report" and I thought "here we go again", and that it would be that talenntless t1t above. But it was one of the women instead, small mercies. (The bald white middle aged guy isn't box ticky enough for the BBC).

Phil Tufnell

Lineker (NAP). Highest paid celeb at the Beeb.

NOONE watches MOTD for him or his thug looking pundits.

To your Winkleman I'll add Tess Daly. Classic case of eye candy getting a job. (She's 49 - makeup dept take a bow). No personality, just leggy and blondy.

Feminists shoud be furious she gets the gig.

I take it this is the "betting without" Sarah Millican market?

Weaver & Harvey

Sigourney & Weinstein?

i shouldn't be surprised really; he's allegedly clattered everyone else

Anyone still on TV basically

All of them talentless and easily told what to do

All the best comics have gone imo, russell howard has to be prime for the "talent-less" tag? just seems to do stupid faces and shouts a lot, seems to think that's good comedy. well it aint, Mr Howard, its boring and cringe worthy.

Weinstein will never work again in this town (as he used to say himself no doubt).

what amazes me, RR is the fact that people were still surprised the casting couch still existed. You only have to look at all the braindead 'celebrities' to understand that

Russel Howard used to be mildly amusing when presenting silly clips but of course he's gone up himself like the rest of the bandwagon and become overtly political and righteous as well from what I've read. He of course disappeared of normal telly when BBC3 was deleted. Then again ITV4 now shows all the Macfarline stuff so I'm not bothered, was the best thing on BBC3 anyway.

He was alright on mock the week JC

But all of them are politically motivated now even Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle might be another one for the talent-less pool, I mean that channel 4 abomination a few years back ffs tramadol nights or something along that line

Never in my life have I watched something so bad but carried on watching

Michael Portillo poncing round the world showing his collection of brightly coloured slacks

I used to think FB was funny but yes he's went same way (up his ar*e) and he was largely a one trick pony anyway.
"I'll say something rude and offensive in a slow deadpan voice (slight knowing cheeky grin at end)" Audience: "Oooh he went there!!"

I do enjoy would I lie to you as it's light hearted and the comedians are good, and can be snappy on virtually any subject. I've said before I love Lee Mac, I don't think there is a quicker comedian, and Mitchell and Brydon are great as well. Loved Mitchel and Webb and Peep Show. But even last episode of THAT was 4 years ago. Maybe the BBC are now commissioning "Kumar and Obligatory Woman Comedian", for a 6 week run of anti Brexit and Trump "sketches"..

Jan 21, 2019 -- 1:20PM, cooperman wrote:

Michael Portillo poncing round the world showing his collection of brightly coloured slacks

Plenty depth of info in those programmes not in the same bracket as the reality tv thieves

"Kumar and Obligatory Woman Comedian"

Little secret, I've been on the team doing the scripts for this one.

there is a severe dearth of good comics anyway, tbh. I like Lee Mack, he's rapid quick & funny; can do stand-up or sitcom. He's served his time, unlike the undergrads that infest the profession now, It is a dying breed though

cooperman  - how dare you criticise choo choo Portillo   your name has been noted

Do you know his real name though? Don't tell him pike!

That count who does up yer keyhole , some nothing since Mel b on no selecta

Nice one mouse if it's true.

Claudia Winkleman.

Jan 21, 2019 -- 8:25AM, iamajambo wrote:

Michael MacIntire.Not in the least bit funny,more of a total irritant.

100%

smashy and nicie

anyone watch rip off britain ?? why does it take 3 presenters out in tenerife to present it ?
kin irony of rip  off britain is the license we have to pay to send 3 presenters to tenerife  which could be done by one back in england in a studio, that's what they are there for.

Dotun Adebayo & Stephen Nolan from late night radio 5.

A pair of absolute feckwits

dermot o'leary... how was that for you.

Pretty much all entertainers and celebs now have to virtue signal at every given opportunity. The propaganda laden syrupy messages coming off the flat screen these days just leave you queezy instead of entertained.

...or bored.

or drunk on port

But ohhhh, war torn regions and uhhhhh did I mention hashtag metoo, ohhhh I'm soooo sincere. So utterly, utterly sincere. Uhhhhhhhhh. Eat my syrup.

amanda holden what does she do

lorraine kelly

Amanda Holden has one of the best throats in show business - allegedly

ed sheeran

Most of this thread is down to personal taste

...but why Jools Holland?

He was peripheral to the success of Squeeze, none of his solo work has ever troubled the chart compilers unduly, even whn teaming up with an A-Lister like Tom Jones. Put him in front of a TV camera and still, after all these years, he's not progressed from the stuttering, awkward g1t that fronted 'The Tube' all those years ago.

Thankfully he seems to be on telly very rarley nowadays but when he is I still wonder just how kinky those photos of the BBC's comissioning editor that he must have, might be?

his wife has Royal lineage going way back, Hanx

what a joke ant mcpartlin voted jiont best presenter has not done anything for a year i would love to know who voted for him

He did play the organ intro to "up the junction", can't take that away from him.

jenny eclair, jonny vegas ,

Jan 23, 2019 -- 10:58AM, the.mad.dog.man wrote:

what a joke ant mcpartlin voted jiont best presenter has not done anything for a year i would love to know who voted for him

prince philip apparently

Claudia Winkleman

Amazing how this bird has got away with it... Must be a "Jew thing"

Hope thats not Racist...

but this is  hahha hahttps://www.buzz.ie/celebs/azealia-banks-slammed-irish-people-314412

wonder what the guardian's view is ho ho

Keith Lemon must be top of the list, shirley?

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And there the forum's delay time goes again.


WOuldnt worry about it iama.

Actually needs stating more than once

Job of a comedian is to make yer laugh. Mcintyre never once raised a glimmer of a smile to the extent i feel like putting a brick thro the screen when he appears. That would make his fookin head wobble if it doesnt enough already. I find dogsh!t on me shoes less irritating.

Didn't McIntyre break the record last year for selling out the O2 on however many consecutive nights? Clearly someone likes him even if he's a bit marmite.

Might be a good living, but he's still stealing it.

Holland played piano on The The's Uncertain Smile - to be fair to him.

Should have given up in 1983.

^ There's another version (early 12" single I think) which I prefer, that has flute and sax instead of the piano solo