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AND GIVE THEM MONEY OFF VOUCHERS TO USE IN MCDONALDS AND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND ARGOS AND INDEX AND FREDS POLE DANCING CLUB
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AND GIVE THEM MONEY OFF VOUCHERS TO USE IN MCDONALDS AND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND ARGOS AND INDEX AND FREDS POLE DANCING CLUB
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WE SHOULDNT EXPECT THEM TO COME OVER IN INFLATABLE DINGHYS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR WORKING THE FOLLOWING DAY
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WE SHOULDNT EXPECT THEM TO COME OVER IN INFLATABLE DINGHYS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR WORKING THE FOLLOWING DAY
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WE SHOULDNT EXPECT THEM TO COME OVER IN INFLATABLE DINGHYS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR WORKING THE FOLLOWING DAY
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I WOULDNT LIKE IT IF I WAS A NURSE WHO HAD JUST COME OVER HERE AND A PATIENT ACCUSED ME OF NOT COMBING MY HAIR .WHEN I HAD BEEN WIND SWEPT ACROSS THE CHANEL AND MY HAIR WAS COVERED IN SALT FROM THE SEA
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I KNOW OF ONE DOCTOR WHO CAME HERE FROM THE COMMONWEALTH AND DID HIS BEST AND GOT SACKED .IT WASNT HIS FAULT HE COULDNT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH AND HADN'T A CLUE WHAT HIS PATIENTS WERE TALKING ABOUT .HE SAID THEY WERE NOT SYMPATHETIC TO HIM WHEN HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT THEY WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO DIDDNT UNDERSTAND HIM .HE SAID THE LADY AT THE HOUSING OFFICE AND JOB CENTER AND THE LADY IN PADDY POWERS DIDNT UNDERSTAND HIM EITHER
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ONE LADY PATIENT COMPLAINED TO THE RECEPTIONIST ABOUT THE DOCTOR AND SAID HOW DO YOU KNOW HES A DOCTOR .TO WHICH SHE REPLIED WELL HE WASNT CARRYING A MOP AND BUCKET AND ALL I WAS EXPECTING TODAY BEFORE DINNER WAS THE CLEANING LADY AND THE NEW DOCTOR
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THE LADY WHO COMPLAINED ALSO WANTED TO KNOW WHY HE WAS PRAYING IN THE LADYS TOILET. TO WHICH THE RECEPTIONIST REPLIED ITS SOUNDS TO ME YOUR JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM PATIENTS WHO LIKES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
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How come your username isn't ALL CAPS?
By the way, there has been a free ferry transport and air travel system in place for the rest of the world for a long time now. Decades. |
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I think those who come to have babies and operations on the NHS have to pay their own ticket tbf.
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THE USERNAME IS NOT IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I DIDNT WRITE MY USER NAME IN ALL CAPS.NOBODY ELSE HAS ASKED ME THAT .I THINK ITS BECAUSE THEY WORKED THE ANSWER OUT THEM SELVES.
NOW DONT GET UPSET AND THINK IM HAVING A GO AT YOU .I DONT LIKE UPSETING PEOPLE WITH BAD BERVES OR THOSE WHO THINK PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GO AT THEM .IM A KIND CARING PERSON WHEN IM IN ONE OF MY GOOD MOODS |
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You give the impression , however inadvertently , that you are always in a shouty mood
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Not to me Do Wah Diddy
![]() The problem is that when our own Doctors get qualified, they immediately head off somewhere else to earn more money. So we are forced to recruit form immigrants, since someone has to do the job. As long as they are properly qualified then it is ok. I agree there can a problem with language, so I think they are under some obligation to improve their English. There is no point in a Doctor advising a patient if the patient cannot understand a word they say. But it is the reality, properly qualified immigrant Doctors and Nurses will never be refused entry to this country as we do need them. |
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But we do need to choose the immigrants we need.
That is why I voted for Brexit. If it ever happens??? But those that can bring us something we should never refuse. |
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Quality thread do wah. Gets funnier as it goes on. Well had me chuckling ayway!
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UBLE/REGY • January 18, 2019 8:56 PM GMT
But those that can bring us something we should never refuse 4 wives and 26 kids ? ![]() |
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Not really Reynard
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UBLE/REGY • January 18, 2019 8:56 PM GMT
But those that can bring us something we should never refuse Three years experience fighting with ISIS ![]() |
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WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT REALISE IS THAT SOME OF THESE DOCTORS FROM ABROAD .CAN DETECT AND TREAT A RATTLE BITE SNAKE QUICKER THAN MOST BRITISH DOCTORS .
THERE WAS A PATIENT IN MY DOCTORS WHO THOUGHT HE JUST HAD A VIRAL INFECTION UNTIL THE NEW DOCTOR FROM ABROAD DIAGNOSED IT WAS SMALLPOX .THE PATIENT WAS THAT HAPPY HE DIDN'T HAVE GLANDULAR FEVER THAT HE SAID HE WOULD INVITE THE DOCTOR AND HIS FOUR WIVES AND FOURTEEN CHILDREN TO HIS HOUSE FOR DINNER IF HE EVER GOT BETTER |
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I WAS TOLD THERES DOCTORS AND NURSES QUEING UP FROM ABROAD TO GET JOBS AT OUR HOSPITALS .I SAID WHY ARE THEY QUEING OUTSIDE THE BENEFITS OFFICES AND HOUSING OFFICES THEN .
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I WAS IN MY PADDY POWER BOOKIES IN MANCHESTER JUST AFTER XMAS I SAID TO FOUR OF THE DOCTORS IN THERE FROM ABROAD IF THEY WERE ON THE NIGHT SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID CLEAR OFF WE CANT SEE THE PICTURES FROM KEMPTON AND CANT HEAR THE COMMENTARY FOR THE RACE.
I THINK THE SIX PLAYING THE ROULETTE MACHINES WORKED IN THE HOSPITAL ON THE NIGHT SHIFT AS WELL . THEY SAID THEY WERE WASHING THEIR HANDS OF THE SLOT MACHINES .THEY SAID THE MACHINES WERE SCAM MACHINES I THINK THEY MEANT SCAN MACHINES BUT COULDNT SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL THEY OPERATED THE ROULETTE MACHINES WELL. BUT THE SWEARING WONT BE TOLERATED IN PRIVATE HOSPITALS |
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ONE ASKED THE YOUNG GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER IF PADDY POWER HAD AN INTERPRETER AVAILABLE TO SHOW HIM HOW TO WORK OUT HOW MANY DABBLES AND TRABBLES WERE IN A YANKEE .
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WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT REALISE IS THAT SOME OF THESE DOCTORS FROM ABROAD .CAN DETECT AND TREAT A RATTLE BITE SNAKE QUICKER THAN MOST BRITISH DOCTORS .
That is very useful Do Wah Diddy...think how many rattlesnakes we have in this country... I will now feel safe to leave my house ![]() |
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IT GOT OUT OF HAND WHEN ONE DOCTOR ASKED THE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER IF SHE FANCIED TO GO WITH HIM FOR A MEAL AT HIS UNCLES CAR WASH SHE SAID THEY DONT SERVE FOOD AT CAR WASHES. HE SAID THEY DO AT HIS UNCLES .THEVE GOT A MOBILE DELECATESENT STATIC MITCHILEN 5 STAR TYRE CAFE ON SIGHT
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SHE SAID SHE WAS A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL AND IT WOULDNT BE RIGHT FOR HERR TO BE SEEN WITH A NON CATHOLIC MAN WEARING A LONG GARMENT AND A WHITE HAT .HE SAID IT GETS DARK AFTER THE BOOKIES CLOSED IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN HE COULD TAKE HER THEN
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SHE SAID SOMEONE TOLD HER THAT HE ALREADY HAD SIX WIVES .HE SAID THEIR A LIAR HE ONLY HAD FIVE WIVES .HE WAS STILL IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE FAMILY ABOUT HIS FUTURE 6th WIFES DIARY
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SHE SAID SHE WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH A MARRIED MAN .HE SAID SHE DIDNT HAVE TO IF HE COULD COME TO HER HOUSE WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT AND HE COULD BRING HER A TAKE AWAY FROM ONE OF HIS OTHER UNCLES TAKEAWAY
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THE END AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPEELEE TOGETHER IN A THREE BEDROOMED HOUSE ALL 47 OF THEM
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