Owen Jones & CHukka Umunna

don't tell me they getting married...

Bill Cash has just used my "Barebone's Parliament" analogy i shall now expire happily

we can but hope, Mr Wood

There are few people on Twitter more annoying thank our Chuka.

I wonder what exactly he was worried about when he withdrew from the Labour Leadership election, citing the 'added scrutiny' that such a position would bring?

i too thought you were going to dish some dirt baphornet

he got married soon after i believe?

if only Donny

Chukka is the ultimate champagne socialist and he didn't want his membership of a certain club plastered all over the papers.

Chukka wants a cushy job in the limelight, but free of the responsibilities of leading his party. He's quite happy to let others take the strain.

Owen Jones simply writes what he's paid to write, if the offer were good enough he'd change sides and back the Tories.

I've no doubt the pair of them would change sides immediately if the right offer came along.

If Jones shaved his head, they could make a complete @rse of themselves.

I should clarify my post really as i was being serious

Jones always interrupts convs with lines like "hang on a minute & "i really need to clarify this point" etc and i noticed today on Kays show that Chukka does exactly the same