It's a no Brexit before a no deal - 36 hours & counting

They need Donald Trump to step in here and order them a McDonald's for supper.

for anyone who doesn't know about how the votes work; the teller to the left of the speaker has the winning shout

Crisp; i got a mail about that, how many did he buy?

They did that with doughnuts(ya really couldn't make this up) an armed guard/soldier with a kinda uzi submachine gun delivered boxes of them earlier,pure symbolix or what?

that does not really help the blind hornet

true nellie; ok you will hear the labour rabble shouting?

that will make sense to them

300 burgers allegedly

well that was a complete waste of 20 mins on that vote ffs.clear the lobby

here we go. Buckle up!

Jan 15, 2019 -- 1:19PM, pa lapsy wrote:

They did that with doughnuts(ya really couldn't make this up) an armed guard/soldier with a kinda uzi submachine gun delivered boxes of them earlier,pure symbolix or what?

The armed soldier was required to put the holes in them

thanks Crisp, could just eat a couple tbh

217 is my prediction

a pint on it?

184

140

If Will Young can beat Gareth Gates then anything can happen.

why are they showing the crowd outside???????we know the result

waiting for riots

Unfair to hold the vote in a city full of remainers

This BBC2 spoof comedy is good.

230 good god

Nellie just closest

i should have stuck to my 'moles' predict last night

I thought you said closet! !!

Baghdad Theresa speaking now

That should be end of Chairman May

230 is big but not big enough, about 400 short

Basically it's another big feck off to Europe

annihilated

she can hare off to her 'kissing cousins' in brussels now

I hope Merkel hasn't spent that 39 billion

can we get back to the soccerball betting now please

Lidington smirking

Jon Snow is glad the footage is all on May at this minute as on C4 news he'll be whacking one out over an EU flag.

She's not going

What a disgusting human being

I don't condone violence but someone get up and butt it

nodding dog with a warm nose

I am glad she is staying

I wish she would just disappear.

Speeches already written

she has made having 'killer heels' ownership the 'in' thing

"that's 188 more than she thought she was going to get, she's doing backflips inside"

Yeap

Corbyn N/C vote tomorrow

She's got to be finished ffs, just hurry up and f*** off May

Corbyn Vs May I Quit match tomorrow

May looks possessed

Looks not actually

Not even a demon would lower himself to that

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"best person to lead this country"



Oh my god he said that stony faced, give him an oscar

She's looks like an inverted joker

Matt Hancock should be telling jokes in shop windows

Watch them give her confidence tomorrow

Absolute shysters the lot of them

No plan B but to b b bull****

your Majesty where are you??your country needs you

So if she's voted down tomorrow what happens?

She's not forced to resign but call an election?

she will have to resign, period

Last nights 5/1 about T M lasting the month out down to 2/1,that looks about right.No surprises tonight and to be honest quite shocking lethargy on the UK's behalf given the ticking clock.

This poor boy getting trolled by the BBC guy

but unless the DUP (see my Ulster fry topic) turn tail, it won't happen

that's Hancock. "I don't know why, but there it is"

I'm not an expert on politics, but if May is forced to resign, then isn't likely Boris would be the leading candidate to take over, yet I'd have thought more people in the house would rather May than Boris ?

did you indulge last night, pa?

This spluttering idiot is running the NHS ffs.

Why has he just wasted 20 minutes speaking to this **** then if he has the NHS to run

overpaid , over promoted(half of them to satisfy PC nonsense) selfish out of touch politicians playing chess with ordinary peoples lives.

No different in the states 800,000 public workers not paid for 24 days as two sides play chess with pawns.

no fool may what to do when found to be incompetent send out nick hancock , and theres plenty more on the subs bench to come on,whats the point in Barclay now surely he has to go

I did Baphornet,i had a touch with my only other politics bet,(P casey 100/1 w/o M Higgins in Ir presidential election,it is on irish forum somewhere)

newcastle 2 up

well done, pa. I could stiffen milk

just to prove a point, i had an acca on the tennis last night; 3 winners & Kontas oppo. Konta won 9/7 in a last set tie-break

I know that feeling too BH,Raz de Maree(14yo) be an ew in the eider in feb if it is heavy there next month at a price imo.

so if you demonstrate AGAINST remain you get arrested - so the law is being used to stop dissent

Boris looks like he's lost a sh1tload of weight, like a stone or two?

thanks, pa. I will try anything

Boris is a cant

The eu have got what they wanted - well junker and his side kicks
they are going to stuff us
I cannot believe democracy is chucked out the window

but then they did it with the dutch and the irish at least

how could we have been conned.

her 'kissing cousins' in brussels must be delighted

You can understand the Europeans trying to frustrate things but you wouldn't expect it of your fellow countrymen

batting top order looking a bit thin
nick hancock
boris
chris grayling
who,s getting wheeled out next cameron

Grayling lol, mr unconvincing, always reminds me of the hapless bernard bresslaw character from the carry on films

batting top order looking a bit thin
nick hancock
boris
chris grayling
who,s getting wheeled out next cameron

Need fresh blood, Johhny Mercer for me

Moisok,you stuffed yourselves unfortunately, When Leo V started mouthing off about a return to violence you(the UK) should have told him to shut up,you (the UK) should have said straight out a border is being built despite TGFA simply as the terms of the "deal" are just too bad,absolute zero poker playing on the UKs behalf.
Shocking and the whole sad thing was the UK was morally right to put a stop to Merkels gallop of leaving the worlds economic migrants into Europe on her whim.

they've got shame number one cheer leader for mays plan rory stewart now spouting more shoite after a 230 vote defeat, you,d think he,d be busy letting out any convicts serving less than 6 months

Nish Kumar must of w@nked himself silly although not enough to make him funny

Mandelson dug up

Cross and garlic under my pillow tonight, Mandy's resurrected.

Jacob R Hit a 66666666666666666666666666666666666 with the bat tonight,he says there is no time for a referendum, the time will run out and the 29th will come before a referendum can be put into law.
tick tick tick tick tick

"yes, and they are still waffling about a referendum while Jacob R smashed the right arm leg spin bowlers delivery over the pavilion and out on to the big ben clock that is still ticking as i post"

And Jacob said"they will know better next time if they try to deliver me a googly"

under his breath of course.

i think i'm one of the few people in my 'circle' that actually like JRM. People sometimes judge him by his voice rather than what he says. I find him reasonably honest for an MP; and cleverer & wittier than he gets credit for

the guy is unique,and great TV viewing,and best of all, every forumite should try to have the guys discipline and patience,i believe JRM would make a great gambler,and he is destined to go far up the ladder.

well we agree on that

NO WE SHOULDN'T   sorry

opinions on JRM should be expressed with care,after all we are talking about the next PM.

just a thought but to save a bit of time later on why don't the likes of grieve,souboury,greening and co get together have a word with the whips say there going to abstain in todays confidence vote but if she takes no deal off the table and comes back within the rules in 14 days for a 2nd confidence vote ,they,ll support her
instead of been the predicted damp squid todays vote could be the chance for all sides of the tory party to withhold their vote to get some movement either way towards a compromise and then support her in a 2nd confidence vote within 14 dys

getting closer

I have no doubt they'll cancel it

Which just begs the question, why didn't they just cancel it on day 2? when it became obvious to anyone that it was never happening anyway

It would have saved us 3 sodding years of this and we could have gone straight to the riots

Before the referendum they told us how bad it would be as we would be leaving the customs union, they said it would be dire. We voted nevertheless to leave the EU, in essence for what "No Deal" represents. The next day they invented hard and soft Brexit. There is no such thing as soft Brexit it's just a form of Brino. The withdrawal agreement is just a way of handing back control to the EU on worse terms the minute we leave.
The worst PM in history and her cronies are intent on destroying democracy.

about time this had a re-run