Heather Mills...

Does she have a book coming out?

Yes it's called "How To Win An Arse-Kicking Contest"

Got £24.3 million for 4 years marriage pre seperation + 35k a year support.Is the book "how to dig gold with a disability"?

Probably forgotten that she's the most unpopular person in the whole country.

give me £24 million and i will happily be most unpopular person in the universe

She's had death threats !!

i get 30 a day on twitter

Paul is saying Nufink !!

I like her.

She's an animal rights campaigner. Why on Earth would I not. Nothing else matters.

She got the 24 mill because she knows that Paul aint Paul.

kenny, where you titilated by that scene in the Sopranos ?

Paul aint Paul?....Eh?

After the split with Heather Mills, Paul McCartney was asked if he'd ever go down on one leg again, to which he replied, 'I'd much rather you called her Heather'.

Needs to be reposted in the jokes thread (if not already there)

The other one is that he bought her a plane for her birthday so that both legs could be smooth.

What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?Peggy

I even told it wrong too!! Should read 'Would you ever go down on one knee again'!

She reminds me of me wife .Only wears 1/2 the shoes she buys!!

Platini 14 Jan 19 00:07 Joined: 20 Dec 02 | Topic/replies: 21,093 | Blogger: Platini's blogkenny, where you titilated by that scene in the Sopranos ?Never seen The Sopranos, mate. Was thinking of watching the re-run on Atlantic?, but not available on

You should definitely watch it, Kenny.Re that scene, lets just say Tony Soprano gets his leg over a one-legged lady