Jeff Bezos's Wife

She's in her Prime

i heard she's a bit of an amazon

I heard she swallows.

I hope she comes with a sturdy box.

Bit of a basket case.

Any chance of her rekindling the romance with Jeff?

It's on his wish list.

That's the reason I've never started a multi billion pound company, and why I made myself so unatractive to women.

Don't want taken to the cleaners.

Left with a neighbour

how much has she got?

He is worth $160bn.

Sure she'll end up quite comfortable.

about 32 AAA i'd say

It's her personality that I'd be interested in

mr bezo wont be much use to his new bird nailed to nearest shoitehouse door by his ex, ,
went into the divorce courts once and the ex mrs lawyer give me a claw hammer,i said whats this for ,he just winked,

Is she battery powered, Baff?

She has an extensive collection of battery powered.

Certainly wouldn't leave her in the porch..

Foinavon