Dentistry fooked my life up

30 years ago sum clown, thought a good idea to drill ones teeth and put mercury in them,.... I’ve followed my  maddness,never understood,now I do

You should of chosen a different profession!!

Are you from Brazil?

"Iz eet safe?"

30 years ago sum clown, thought a good idea to drill ones teeth and put mercury in them


Blimey, how big are your teeth?

Pulled em out with our lasses knitting needle and a bottle of scotch, filled em with boots own £8 .... and they don’t hurt now,..went to dentist last week , told me my wisdom teeth need pulling. and we need to fill the teeth you filled, £900... yep f00k u my teeth were ok in the first place... yet another trick to turn me into a zombie

You have to speak your mind, luckily still got one, just

During a time when I was a boy, I was visiting the dentist about once a month.My dentist  was a scammer, he gave people treatment they did not need.I also think he stole from me

Stanley Kubrick was right

He's probably my fave film director.What's he right about BB?

run a marathon

Dentistry fooked  my life up, my mother got hit by a train, the children are suffering from rickets , and I've buried the wife in a drain.   Is it a country and western song.

No, because your faithful loyal dog didn't die!

My dog it got raped by a grizzly ,it was nearly dead now it's died.

It's natural to be suspicious of the sort of person who chooses to poke around in people's mouths for a career.

What about the people who make a career poking around at peoples rear ends then?

What about the people who make a career poking around at peoples rear ends then?


I used to be a proctologist, I only work a few afternoons a week now as I still like to keep my hand in

Did you hear about that conspitated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

"conspitated ". Feck me I can't spell, I think I'm still leathered from last night .

Joking apart gentlemen, I went from a 12 year old happy go lucky chap to misery,mam and dad took me to psychiatrics (yep he’s got bipolar)so filled my head with drugs,... ..I knew it wasn’t right,, so I looked back ,hang on a minute ,this start when my teeth were filled ,,the most important thing ,my two front teeth were drilled and filled from the back ,WHY, teeth don’t decay from the back,,it’s a sham,or maybe just another identification mark