The Rolling Stones.

this is probably going to sound crazy, but I bet its Keef

the man is indestructible

Easy, Brian Jones.

Probably

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/keith-richards-fall-tree/

After weeks of convalescence — which included a hospital staff who thoughtfully "brought me a little extra morphine" — Richards was as good as new. "And actually," he added, "I've never had a headache since."

Some bird got the job of improving the health of the Rolling stones.her wages were 1 million a year.
SOME guy interviewed her and asked how was she getting on in her new job.she replied"they are all doing fine and really enjoy the challenge of becoming fit and healthy,even KEITH is keen to improve his health and has cut down on his drinking and is off the hard substances and down to 50% less hash per day.but we have to keep an eye on him,"and she smiled

Do I get a prize for the correct answer or what?

Maybe someone nicked them, Moose?

Well I aint seen them on ebay.

Might have boiled them in a soup for stock?

And ground down the remains for some voodoo sheeite?

Aitken got the skull, Waterman the ribcage.

The great Ronnie Wood was asked when joining the stones on a world tour if he thought that he would fit in the the bands hectic lifestyle while touring to which he replied"i use to drink with Oliver Reed"what do you think "

And that, ladies and mentalmen, is how rock n roll died.

We should be so lucky!

or perhaps a better reply to Moose would be …

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