Evans has GONE!!

The man with the highest ever audience figures will soon be back on Virgin Radio for even more dosh than the BBC paid.

Meanwhile R2 goes to Zoe Ball who got sacked from the Radio One breakfast show because she kept oversleeping. Maybe she's bought a new alarm clock since.

So far, I have hardly registered his existence. No earthly reason why that should ever change.

Will he still have ample opportunities to wave his willie about?

ive never heard him on the radio

saw him on tv a couple of times

is he any good?

I find him exhausting to listen to. How can a person have so much enthusiasm, it must be fake.

If you break down his radio shows 50% is taken up by the news. 25% by a celebrity guest and 20% by the large team he always assembles around him. The other 5% is spent with his obsession with very young children.

As a person himself Chris contributes very little to his radio shows.

With £2.2m per year.....!!

is his son still going to school in a dress or has he grown out of it and his dad got him into something else

Jeez,now I can listen to radio 2 again in the mornings. What a pain that lad is.

Now I might hear the start and finish of a record unadulterated by a man waffling on!

When you hear a record on the radiooo it is common courtesy to tell
the audience what it is something most don't do these days