All i want for Christmas is a

Bap.I'd like a blunderbuss, too because I think I'm goin to fUKinn.need one
I met a lady yesterday who was very seriously attacked by her previous partner
stabbed,etc,

She is a kind ,lovely, lovely, person
who is  the mother of three grown up kids
since I met her yesterday as we both travelled to
a function, I've thought and thought about her and

I would very much like to meet her again and over
this Christmas, I very much hope I can.

This beautiful ladies name is Karen

Regarding my need for a blundergun
she told me her ex partner,whose a criminal
type does not take kindly to anyone
who associates with her

usually a knee in the goolies is sufficient for a wife beating **** Culvin

we've been invited to a fancy dress bash next week and my Aileen has acquired for me a pirates garb. Something to do with me being a lazy so & so and not shaving for 7 months! So a blunderbuss would come in quite handy for a number of reasons, Culvin.
Btw i've been watching a great show on The Discovery Channel called Masters of Arms. They make guns out of half a branch & some scrap metal. That's where the idea of the blunderbuss came from originally (your honour)

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