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THEVE.NOT BEEN THREATENED WITH A WATER CANNON BECAUSE THEY DO A GOOD JOB .THEY CAN CLEAN UP EVEN WITH NO WATER
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POlICE DONT FIGHT WITH THEM UNLESS THE ODD ONE TAKES SPICE IN HIS DINNER HOUR AND WONT MOVE OFF THE METROLINK LINES WHEN ASKED
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POLICE SHOULD BE MADE TO WEAR THEM SO THAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE ONE NOW AND AGAIN WHEN YOUR TRYING TO FIND ONE
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mr do wah what do you think of mourinho sacking ? Happy Xmas btw.
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ALI IS SELLING THEM ON THE MARKET WHERE I USED TO WORK.YOU CAN BUY ONE FOR 4.99 AND GET A VOUCHER FOR 50P OFF ANY KEBAB YOU BUY FROM HIS COUSINS HOT FOOD STALL ON THE MARKET.
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JUST LIKE IT WAS WHEN MATT BUSBY STEPPED DOWN.MANAGER AFTER MANAGER SACKED BECAUSE THEY COULDNT LIVE UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS WHAT THEY HAD BEEN USED TOO AND EXPECTED .UNITED FANS EXPECT WHAT FERGUSSON ACHIEVED AND WHEN THEY DONT THEY GET SHOWN THE DOOR.THEY DONT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF WHAT THEVE ACHIEVED IN THE PAST THEY WANT
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ALI HAS A BIG BANNER ABOVE HIS STALL
UWHICH READS BUY OFF THE MARKET AND NOT THE GLOBALISTS .I HAVE A WIFE AND 15 CHILDREN TO SUPPORT |
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Please keep your observations coming, DO WAH, because you give me any many others
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HAPPY XMAS TO YOU ALSO MORPATH MACKAM .THEIR WAS CAROL SINGERS IN OUR MORRISONS TODAY THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN LISTENING TO AWAY IN A MANAGER AS YOU LOOK FOR AN ISLE THAT SELLS LURPAK BUTTER WITH NO SALT ADDED
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THE GIRL ON THE TILL HAD A PAIR OF ANTLERS ON HER HEAD .I SAID WHY ARE YOU WEARING THEM ANTLERS ON YOUR HEAD .SHE SAID SHE COULDNT WEAR HER FLASHING XMAS TREE LIGHGTS IN HER HAIR AS MANAGEMENT HAD PUT A STOP TO GIRLS WEARING ANYTHING ELSCTRICAL IN THEIR HAIR AS THEIR SCARED OF THEM BEING ELECTROCUTED AS THEIR ALLREADY SHORT STAFFED ,AND HAVE NO OND SPARE TO MAN THE TILLS
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SHE ASKSD ME IF I NEEDED AN ELF TO HELP PACK.. I SAID NO THE SUITCASE IS FOR MY SHOPPING IM NOT GOING ON MY HOLIDAYS SHE ASKED ME WHY I HAD A SUITCASE .I SAID JUST INCASE I EVER GO ON HOLIDAY .SHE SAID NO WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A SUIT CASE WITH YOU TO SHOP .I TOLD HER ONE OF MY WHEELS HAD FELL OFF MY SHOPPING TROLLEY .SHE SAID COULDNT I FIX IT.I TOLD HER IM NOT FIXING IT .IT BELONGS TO MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR I ONLY BORROW IT TO DO MY SHOPPING .IM NOT PAYING FOR ITS UPKEEP SO HE CAN GO TO BENEDORM FOR A MONTH EVERY CHRISTMAS
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AS I WAS GOING OUT THE LADY ON THE CUSTOMER CARE DESK ASKED ME IF I WOULD FILL IN A CUSTOMER SURVEY SHEET .AND HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN ONE OF THE SIX FREE PKTS OF MINCE PIES THAT WERE ON OFFER IN THE PRIZE CHRISTMAS DRAW TAKING PLACE ON THE 4TH JANUARY FOR ALL THOSE CUSTOMERS WHO FILLED IN A QUESTIONAIRE. I USED MY SKILLS THAT I LEARNT IN MY ASSERTIVENESS CLASS AT NIGHT SCHOOL AND SAID. NO
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THERE WAS A MAN IN THE TAXI QUE WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE .I ONLY SAID WILL YOU DECORATE IT WHEN YOU GET HOME .THERS WAS NO NEED FOR HIM TO SAY .WHY DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO FU****G DECORATE HERE IN THE TAXI QUE YOU DI**HEAD .HE REALLY UPSET ME I NEARLY CHOKED ON
MY PRAWN SALAD SANWHICH . I SAID ITS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL .HE SAID GET FUC**D YOU BARMPOT HE ONE DAY WILL HAVE GRANDCHILDREN AND THEY WILL HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO OUR GRANDCHILDREN AT SCHOOL .I JUST HOPE THEY DONT SPEAK TO THEM LIKE HE SPOKE TO ME |
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I WAS GLAD TO GET HOME AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND TAKE MY DEPRESSION TABLETS.NO WONDER I SPEND MOST OF MY LIFE IN MY BEDROOM STARING AT THE FOUR WALLS AND STARE AT BETFAIR
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Do wah...do you agree that Marks and Spencer digestive biscuits are the best available?
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"I SAID ITS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL .HE SAID GET FUC**D YOU BARMPOT"
I genuinely lolled at that. |
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Yep, so did I ,Johny
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Last time i went i saw lots of yellow faces.
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everyone knows that mac vities plain choc are the best
anyone disagreeing will be taken out!!! |
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4 a beer
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ps but keep off st austell proper job - a complete disaster if you keep slurping it!!!
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Thank you. Class!!!
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SOFFEE BEGGERS CANT BE CHOOSERS THESE DAYS I JUST GET THE CHEAPEST .I GOT 2 LONG PKTS OF GINGERNUTS FROM. MORISONS TODAY FOR 80P .THEVE PUT MY CADBURYS MILK CHOCOLATE FINGERS UP FROM
ONE POUND TO ONE POUND TWENTY FIVE TODAY .IVE GOT TO WAIT FOR THEM TO GO DOWN .THEY DONT GIVE A DAMM ABOUT MUG GAMBLERS LIKE ME WHO CANT GAMBLE AND EAT DEAR CADBURYS MILK CHOCOLATE FINGERS AT THE SAME TIME UNLESS THEY HAVE A COUPLE OF WINNERS . I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE OF BISCUITS AT MY TIME OF LIFE |
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I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I USED TO ORDER TWO PRAWN COCKTAILS WITH MY T BONE STEAK AND THREE PINTS WHEN I USED TO EAT IN THE BEST RESTRAUNTS AND LEFT A POUND TIP . I ONLY EAT IN KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN THSSE DAYS WHEN IM FLUSHED .IVE REALLY SLIPPED DOWN THE LADDER .I HAD TO EAT MEAT BALLS IN TOMATOE SAUCE FROM THE FOOD BANK LAST WEEK THATS HOW FAR IVE GONE DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE.LAST WEEK I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON IN THERE WITH 18 SOMALIANS AND AFGANS AND IRANIANS AND REFUGEES .I DIDNT EVEN FEEL GUILTY TAKING 11 DIGESTIVE BISCUITS OFF THE PLATE THAT THEY OFFER YOU WITH A CUP OF TEA OR COFFEE .I HAD THREE CUPS OF COFFEE IVE LOST MY DIGNITY AND PRIDE .I WILL GIVE THEM A FIFTY POUND DONATION WHEN I GET A FEW WINNING BETS .I WILL DEF GIVE THEM THAT IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS .I EVEN TOOK A FREE TOILET ROLL OFF THEM WHEN I DIDNT NEED ONE .THATS WHEN YOU KNOW HOW FAR YOUVE GONE DOWN
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Do WAH can I please tell u something and maybe also ask u for a little advice,please
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Are u here now,yeah?
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HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WHOSE GOING TO MAKE A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION NOT TO TAKE A FREE TOILET ROLL WHEN NOT REQUIRED
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IM HERE BUT IM. NOT ALL THERE
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Ok, I know what you mean,many people think the same about me....
Tomorrow could be the most important day of my entire sh1ity life I say that because I'll be meeting again a lady who I have fell head over Ar£e in love with. I feel very nervous about meeting her again.Please any advice to calm me down. If you saw her you would understand why I'm feeling as nervous as a kitten |
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Ill try post a pic up in a moment of who my
Love looks like...Ill try do that now.[ This image is no longer available. ] |
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That is a pic of the amazing Dalida,an actress,singer.
Well my Irish lady with green eyes looks in certain ways just like her...She also has a look of the Hollywood legendary actress ,Maureen O'Hara.... |
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Do WAH..I feel afraid
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She actually just messaged me 30 mins ago
and I told her,I think of her every hour and when I think of her,I feel 10 feet tall |
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Are you there Do WAH?
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G o midnight do wah
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Good Night, I wrote.
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