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Would prefer deep fried sweet of the week in second pic,Turkish delight mmmm
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Egg and chips goes down well.
Leave a few chips to make a butty with. Warm a mince pie up and pour custard over it for pudding. Who says you can't be poor and still enjoy Christmas? |
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That may be all well and good for the servants, Crippen, but what will you be having?
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That's too good for the servants Jack.
They can have the scraps we leave on the plates. |
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I usually remind them not to forget to Say Grace.
''For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful.'' Now don't wolf it down like a tramp eating a bag of chips. |
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It's a wonder I haven't been invited down the food bank to conduct the Christmas day service.
Still waiting for the phone call. |
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Look at their gormless expressions. They look like the type who call the AA out for a flat tyre and who voluntarily hand over their bank details to a David Smith of the Regal (sic) Bank of Scotland on the telephone, who for some reason has an Indian accent (but for God's sake don't be racist). Robert the Bruce et al would be proud of how far their folk have come.
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