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Question: What was Hitler`s first name?

20-y-o Contestant: Heil.

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By:
houseofpain
When: 06 Dec 18 18:51
Q- In which country would you find Mt Everest.

A- England

Quiz master what made you think England, well i know they advertise on tv selling windows Laugh, one afternoon last week.
By:
FOYLESWAR
When: 06 Dec 18 19:00
heil hitler !...........LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 06 Dec 18 19:02
Alexander Armstrong: "Who was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas?"

Contestant: "JR."
By:
donny osmond
When: 06 Dec 18 19:10
if you dont know the answer it is still better to guess, however much it makes folk laugh

some daft guesses turn out correct, and cash is won.


saying i dont know isnt really going to win you the show!


still get a laugh at some folk though.
By:
grappler
When: 06 Dec 18 19:15
q. who killed jfk?

mightymac. the cia
By:
grappler
When: 06 Dec 18 19:16
q. who killed david kelly?

mightymac. the british govt.
By:
grappler
When: 06 Dec 18 19:17
q. who blew up the twin towers?

mightymac. the american govt.
By:
grappler
When: 06 Dec 18 19:18
q. who killed princess di?

mightymac. the british govt.
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 06 Dec 18 19:18
They often pass on The Chase on questions like:

In what country of the UK...

What colour...

How many...
By:
themightymac
When: 06 Dec 18 19:24
grappler LaughLaugh
By:
grappler
When: 06 Dec 18 19:29
only yesterday some idiot was asked to come up with the name of a spanish city on the mediterranean. after saying he didnt think spain had any part of the med coast the answer was; tuscany
By:
themightymac
When: 06 Dec 18 19:38
University Challenge believe it or not. Buzzer question.

Bamber G: What was Ghandi`s first name?

Contestant: Goosey Goosey.


Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the

name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


Jamie Theakston: "Where do you think Cambridge University is?"

Contestant: "Geography isn't my strong point."

Theakston: "There's a clue in the title."

Contestant: "Leicester."


James O'Brien: "How many kings of England have been called Henry?"

Contestant: "Well, I know Henry VIII. So, um, three?"


America Quiz Show

Host: "Which European country is Budapest the capital of?"

Contestant: "This might be a stupid question. I thought Europe was a country? I know they speak French there, don't they? Is France a country?"


Jeremy Paxman: "What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?"

Contestant: "Homosexuals."

Paxman: "No. They're regiments in the British Army, who will be very upset with you."
By:
themightymac
When: 06 Dec 18 19:43
Years ago, organising a work`s day out to Edinburgh, one eejit suggested, "We will meet at the train station at 8.00am - get a train to Perth and a bus to Edinburgh"

We all looked at each other in amazement and somebody said, "Why not get the train straight to Edinburgh?"

Eejit: "Have they got a train station in Edinburgh?"
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 06 Dec 18 19:51
This takes some beating, from Family Fortunes:

Les - “Name a dangerous race”

Contestant - “Arabs”

Les - “I’m sorry, the top answer was the Grand National”
By:
themightymac
When: 06 Dec 18 20:14
That`s a cracker LaughLaugh
By:
themightymac
When: 06 Dec 18 20:15
Contest over JM Laugh
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 06 Dec 18 21:20
Laugh
By:
kenny mann
When: 06 Dec 18 21:25
Name sometyhing you take to the beach.

TURKEY

First thing you buy in a supermarket

TURKEY


Family Fortunes
By:
Poppydog.
When: 06 Dec 18 21:43
A funny, yet thoroughly endearing, blonde on a 60s-70s US game-show

https://youtu.be/sulYyP7mGng

[1 min video]
By:
kenny mann
When: 06 Dec 18 21:58
Quite a cutie, Poppy'.
By:
acey deucy
When: 06 Dec 18 23:01
The funniest thing I have seen in my whole Life was an episode of The Weakest Link consisting of page three pin ups...Beyond embarrassing ffs.LaughLaugh
By:
bigmo
When: 07 Dec 18 10:55
Quality comedy always stands the test of time. I still laughed at some of those again.
By:
cooperman
When: 07 Dec 18 11:58
On US Mr. & Mrs. To Mrs., we asked your husband the strangest place you had sex (he answered in the back seat of my car). After some thought she replied, up my bottom. Laugh
By:
lybertyne
When: 07 Dec 18 13:53
Jeremy Paxman: "What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?"

Contestant: "Homosexuals."

Paxman: "No. They're regiments in the British Army, who will be very upset with you."



I looked this up on Youtube.  The contestant answers in a deadpan, serious manner.  He wasn't trying to be funny, which in turn makes it funnier.  Best thing I've seen for ages.
By:
crystalhunt
When: 07 Dec 18 16:15
Local pub quiz

Q - Which European country has jurisdiction over the Faroe Islands

A - Egypt
By:
McCoy Carp
When: 07 Dec 18 16:20
Not exactly a question, but, working behind the bar, I said to my mate the other side (who isn't exactly the full ticket,) nip up the road and get me half a dozen lemons, to which he replied, "what's half a dozen?"
By:
bigmo
When: 07 Dec 18 16:24
Laugh
By:
mad mad moon
When: 07 Dec 18 16:36
3-2-1 classic
Ted Rogers "Composer, Born in Germany in 1757, he moved to Britain where he wrote The Messiah. You will certainly know his Handle.

Team A. Woman. Oh I know this from school, Handels Water Music
Ted. So the composer is?
Woman: Bernstein

Laughs from the audience

Team B man (looking puzzled) Err.........Beethoven!

It's on YouTube somewhere
By:
TheGoldenVision
When: 07 Dec 18 17:13
This is one from Radio Merseysides Billy Butler Show...

BB "Who starred in the cowboy film The Searchers?"

After wracking her brains for 5 minutes she says, " Give us a clue Billy"

BB in his best John Wayne voice.. "The hell I will"

Contestant replies.. "Oh go on Billy. You give everyone else clues!"Laugh
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 07 Dec 18 17:23
Family Fortunes

People with the surname Lee:

Christopher Lee
Bruce Lee
Ang Lee
Robert E. Lee
Muhammad R. Lee
By:
crystalhunt
When: 07 Dec 18 17:35
Ran a quiz on a minibus returning from a day in the country with a bunch of scallies on a court order. Did it mainly to keep them quiet. One of the questions was "what was Beethoven's first name?"

Nobody knew the answer but one lad wouldn't give up and ten minutes later he said I've got it. Is it  Rollover.LaughLaugh
By:
lovegod
When: 08 Dec 18 10:27
Not a question but years ago I went on a shop and asked for half a dozen stamps.

Bloke says 'we only sell them in sixes or twelves'.

So I said 'In that case I have six then'.
By:
themightymac
When: 09 Dec 18 00:28
During the mad cow disease scare a guy in the pub asked me, "What about bacon, do you get that from a coo". Laugh
By:
lybertyne
When: 09 Dec 18 00:41
Had a gf ask me once, after watching the film Willow, if midgets were real people.
By:
akabula
When: 09 Dec 18 00:56
On Thursdays tipping point a contestant was asked which team Prince William supported.
The three choices were Aston Villa - Southampton Everton.
She called the right answer, Aston Villa, as they were from London she said.
By:
MC560 dn
When: 09 Dec 18 19:01
My favourite was an old Family Fortunes one with Les Dennis.

"A survey of 100 people were asked to name an item of clothing"

Elderly Bloke presses buzzer with lightening reactions...

"My red cardigan Les".
By:
i_agree_with_nick
When: 22 Aug 19 19:04
Qu: The US city of Detroit is in what state?

A: Chaos?
By:
dustybin
When: 22 Aug 19 19:12
Q. Who painted the Mona Lisa?

A. Frank Bough
By:
dustybin
When: 22 Aug 19 19:14
Family Fortunes
'Name parts of the body you only have 1 of'

Wedding tackle
Big toe
Combine Harvester
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