Marrakesh Travel Advice

The only tip I can give is leave it for a while.they have a big bullsh1t UN meeting there soon

Best advice is don`t go.

terry - that's why I'm going..

I went 2001 the place is ok very welcoming unless you have blonde hair or blue eyes then your facked

YOUVE GOT TO VISIT THE VERY FAMOUS MARKET WHERE THS SNAKE CHARMERS ANS STORY TELLERS ARE ITS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ARABIAN NIGHTS AND SABU AND SINBAD .SOME OF IT IS FAKE FOR THE VISITORS .BUT IT FANTASTIC AND MUST NOT BE MISSED .HUGE OUTDOOR MARKET ITS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST ATTRACTIONS IN THE WORLD .THIS IS A DO WAH DIDDY HOLIDAY MUST VISIT .IF YOU LOVE SINBAD .AND SABU .AND INDIANA JONES YOU MUST VISIT IT .

THEY HAVE STORY TELLERS TELLING STORIES TO CROWDS OF MARAKSESIAN ADULTS AND CHILDREN YOU CANT UNDERSTAND THEM UNLESS YOU SPEAK MARAKSESIAN BUT ITS VERY EVNTERTAINING

THEY ALL PAID ATTENTION WHEN I TOLD THEM MY STORY OF MEETING DEL SHANNON .THEY ALL SEEMED INTERESTED UNTILL I STARTED SINGING RUNAWAY.I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT I HAD A THROAT VIRUS BUT IM SURE THEY DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME

YOU CAN GET A SHEEP HEAD STEW FOR A FEW COPPERS .ITS A PLACE NOT TO BE MISSED

IF YOU DONT CARE FOR THEIR EYES YOU CAN ASK TO LEAVE THEM OUT

ITS ALL FRESH FOOD YOU CAN EVEN PICK YOUR OWN ANIMAL AND THEY WILL KILL IT THERE AND THEN FOR YOU

THERES A MAN SAT IN THE OPEN AIR MARKET WITH A CHAIR AND A PAIR OF MARAKSESIAN PLIERS AND IF YOUVE GOT TOOTH ACRE HE WILL PULL YOUR TOOTH OUT .HE HAS LOTS OF TEETH ON DISPLAY WHAT HES PULLED OUT IN THE PAST AND THEIR REAL

YOU CAN SEE THE COBRAS DANCE TO THE SNAKE CHARMERS AND YOU CAN PLAY THE SNAKE CHARMERS FLUTE SO LONG AS YOUVE BEEN IMMUNISED FOR SNAKE CHARMERS FLUTE BACTERIA AND GUM DISESSE

IF THD SNAKE CHARMER TELLS YOU ITS OK TO BLOW HIS FLUTE IN MARAKSESIAN WITHOUT THE INJECTION TAKE NO NOTICE HES ONLY AFTER YOUR MONEY THATS WHY HES SPEAKS IN MARAKSESIAN SO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HIM.JUST LIKE THE WELSH SPEAK WELSH IN SOUTH WALES WHEN THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW
WHAT THEIR TALKING ABOUT

Ta DWD (I think....)

The UN will look to implement their version of Schenghen. You've been warned.