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ITS A WONDER NO ONE ELSE HAS THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA .ITS QUITE SIMPLE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT .ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS BUY AND EMPTY BOTTLE AND FILL IT UP YOURSELF WITH WATER
THEY SAY THE BEST IDEAS ARE THE SIMPLE ONES STARING AT YOU IN YOUR FACE |
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THERES EVEN PEOPLE WHOSE BEEN TO UNIVERSITY WHO COULDN'T WORK THIS SIMPLE PROBLEM OUT
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THERE MUST BE THOUSANDS OF INVENTIONS AND IDEAS OUT THERE THAT CAN SAVE PEOPLE LOTS OF MONEY.IM WORKING ON ONE WHERE YOU DONT NEED TO PAY FOR EXPENSIVE REHAB TREATMENT FOR EXCESSIVE USE OFCALCOHOL .
ITS WERE YOU DONT START DRINKING LOADS OF ALCOHOL IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU DONT NEED TO PAY FOR TREATMENT .ITS ONLY IN ITS EARLY STAGES AT THE MOMENT AND ITS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS |
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I THINK IT COULD BE USED IN SEVERAL OTHER SITUATIONS LIKE NOT SMOKING SO YOU DONT NEED TO STOP
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THERES SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND CHRISTMAS ÇARDS BY POST TO THEIR FAMILIES .WHEN THEY COULD SAVE THE POST COST BY GIVING THEM THE CARD WHEN THEY SEE THEM.
IT JUST NEEDS POINTING OUT SOME PEOPLE EVEN COULD POST THEM .THEMSELVES WHEN THEY WALK PAST THEIR HOUSES ON THE WAY TO THE PUB |
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PEOPLE COULD SAVE A SMALL FORTUNE IN PARKING FEES .THEY JUST NEED NOT TO USE THEIR CARS SO OFTEN .
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TRY DRINKING 14 PINTS A NIGHT INSTEAD OF 15 I PROMISE YOU WONT FEEL ANY DRUNKER WITH THAT EXTRA PINT ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD .NOT HAVING THAT EXTRA PINT EACH NIGHT CAN SAVE YOU POUNDS AND YOU MIGHT NOT WET THE BED AS MUCH EITHER
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IF YOUR ONE OF THEM WHO CANT CONTROLL YOUR SPENDING WHEN YOU SEE A BARGAIN MAKE SURE YOUVE GOT A CAT BEFORE YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON BARGAIN PRICE CAT FOOD
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do wah people sometimes need to drink alcohol say when we lose on the horses , have an arguments with the missus or when United lose
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do wah People won't be able to save money on postage of cards if they have given up drinking as you would not be passing on your way to the pub
I didn't want you to blunder into losing money there with that idea sorry for the intrusion |
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ONLY SPEND WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO WHEN YOU GAMBLE .NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER ANGRY WHEN SHE FINDS YOU IN HER BAG OR PURSE .BUT IT ALSO MEANS SHE HAS LESS TO SPEND ON FOOD .SHE WILL THEN GET LESS FOOD WITH THE MONEY THATS LEFT .
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ITS OK MOISK EDDISON AND MARCONIE HAD TEETHING TROUBLES ONE KEPT GETTING THE WRONG NUMBER ALL THE TIME WITH HIS TELEPHONE AND THE OTHER KEPT GETTING FUZZY PICTURES ON HIS T V SCREEN AT FIRST IT NEEDS TIME
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ITS OK MOISK EDDISON AND MARCONIE HAD TEETHING TROUBLES ONE KEPT GETTING THE WRONG NUMBER ALL THE TIME WITH HIS TELEPHONE AND THE OTHER KEPT GETTING FUZZY PICTURES ON HIS T V SCREEN AT FIRST IT NEEDS TIME
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MY EX WIFE THOUGHT SHE HAD A GOOD WAY OF SAVING MONEY .SHE TRIED TO STOP ME GAMBLING .BUT SHE GOT SICK AND TIRED OF ARGUING WITH ME IN THE BOOKIES EVERY DAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT WHICH ONE I WAS IN .IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT INVENTION AND MADE US A FORTUNE IF IT HAD WORKED
IF BRAIN SURGEONS COULDNT STOP ME .HOW COULD A SHOP ASSISTANT STOP ME . I THINK SHE THOUGHT BY MARRYING ME AND TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK AT WHAT I WAS DOING TO MYSELF AND MY FAMILY SHE COULD STOP ME .BUT SHE WAS NO DARWIN SHE HAD GOT HER THEORY WRONG AND WHEN SHE TRIED TO PUT IT TO THE TEST SHE FAILED MISSERABLY |
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They’ll be watering down the bottled water next
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SHE DID EVENTUALY COME UP WITH A SOLUTION. IT DIDNT STOP ME GAMBLING BUT BY DEVORCING ME SHE SAVED PLENTY OF MONEY AND AT LAST STARTED HAVING A HAPPY LIFE .
IT CAN BE FACINATING WHEN YOU USE YOUR HEAD TO SOLVE A SITUATION .IF SHE HADNT OF MARRIED ME .SHE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE NEVER KNOWN HOW TO GET RID OF A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER AND HOW NOT TO CONTEMPLATE MARRYING ANOTHER ONE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE USED TO GO THROUGH EVERY ELIGIGABLE MANS TROUSERS POCKETS LOOKING FOR BETTING SLIPS .BEFORE SHE OR OUR CHILDREN WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM |
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THE HISTORY BOOKS SAID CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS SET OUT TO FIND AMERICA .BUT IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME IF HE SET SAIL ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER BEING ON THE ALE ALL DAY WITH HIS CREW AND GOT LOST .WHEN HE GOT BACK ON BOARD WITH A CARRY OUT AND DEMANDED THEY GO ON A MIDNIGHT BOOZE CRUISE
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GOT TO GO NOW ALPHONSE IS ON THE PHONE AND WANTS MY OPINION.NOT ON HIS INVENTION BUT ON THE NEXT RACE .HE WANTS TO KNOW IF THE SECOND FAV WILL GET UPSET MENTALITY AND AFFECT ITS RUNNING WHEN IT FINDS OUT ITS NOT FAV
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A friend called alphonse? Is this a euphemism for something?
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No I think it is an instrument often played in a brass band, but I could be wrong - it provides a certain ambulance to the feel of the music.
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No your thinking of the slide trombone.
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FLUSH THATS HIS REAL NAME ALPHONSE
HIS DAD WANTED HIM TO GROW UP TOUGH .HE WAS A JOHNNY CASH FAN .HE WAS GOING TO CALL HIM SUE BUT HIS GOLDFISH WAS NAMED SUE .AND HE DIDNT WANT TO MAKE THE GOLDFISH JEALOUS SO HE CALLED HIM ALPHONSE |
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TO ALL OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHO FLUSH GORDON IS .DONT BE DECIEVED BY HIS POSTS HES INTELEGENT HE WORKED IN A LABORITY YES A LABORITY NOT A LAVORTORY I DOUBLE CHECKED WITH HIM .HE ALSO LIVED ON A FARM NEAR A VILLAGE IN SCOTLAND WHERE HIS WIFE MADE JAM FOR THE LOCAL CHURCH HALL IN SCOTLAND .I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING HOW HE GOT A JOB IN A LABORITY AND I TESTED HIM AND HE KNEW WHAT H2sO4 WAS . FOR ALL WE KNOW HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM LABATORIANS WHO INVENTED SOMETHING THAT WE NEED .THEN AGAIN HE MIGHT HAVE GOT THE JOB BECAUSE HE WAS RELATED TO SOMEONE IN THE LABORTORY
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any relation to Al(Alphonse) Capone the famous american gangster?
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