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29 Nov 18
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Switch all your lights off and walk about your house wearing a head torch pretending your are a special forces operative on a daring raid.
Holding your hands up in a pistol shape as you jump round corners and making "bang" noises adds an ever higher level of excitement! .. If your heart can take it.
If you hate your kids, a head torch and the above instructions can also make a cheap and thrilling christmas present.
Holding your hands up in a pistol shape as you jump round corners and making "bang" noises adds an ever higher level of excitement! .. If your heart can take it.
If you hate your kids, a head torch and the above instructions can also make a cheap and thrilling christmas present.
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mine are grown up
would their VERY MAIL partners object I need advice hear |
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and I am rather old
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You're never too old for a little game of "Home Special Ops Assault (TM)"!
(Watch you don't trip over a cat or small dog) |
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we have foxes and squirrels around - how do I handle them - ??
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You need to aim an imaginary laser targetter at the squirrel to direct the fox onto it, then say "alpha bravo pappa, engage target" into your imaginary radio.
Don't forget to make a "cheeecchhh" noise before and after! |
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That is not how we used to do it - usually it would be suppression first if you had a target.
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I've only just taken my head torch off JC, use it for reading.
Think I'll give the jumping about my house a miss though. |
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although shredding the trees and woods out the back of our place may not go down well with the dog walkers!!!!!!!111
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You need to aim an imaginary laser targetter at the squirrel to direct the fox onto it, then say "alpha bravo pappa, engage target" into your imaginary radio.
Don't forget to make a "cheeecchhh" noise before and after! |
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I missed that Annie
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suppress with gpmg/lmg and then go in with grenades and bayonet
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I am still laughing at it, Just Checking
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Squirrels, they don't like it up em!
Aka: I like to read in a fairly dark room. A kindle paperwhite that glows is good for that. I've never tried a head torch for a normal book! I've tried a sort of clip on book light thing that worked but wasn't brilliant. Can't remember where I put it! I also used to use a sort of bendy double ended torch that you could sort of wear over your shoulders and aim where you wanted and it holds position, You get various types (I didn't get it on ebay), this is a bright one (I'm not recommending seller etc, just saw it searching) others are weaker and are more battery friendly. https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/24-LED-Flexible-Flexi-Cobra-Lamp-Torch-Work-Light-for-Home-Garage-Camping-CT3440/8011381474 Maybe the head torch is a better idea, but it leaves a mark on my forehead? Men down the pub (and squirrels) recognise the mark as a battle scar, and know not to cross me! |
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Well nice to see someone gets my sense of humour annie :)
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I saw Foxy was back Annie but just for the 1 night.
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Mental illness has become an epidemic
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I missed it akabula, I hope he is okay.
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He was in a bad mood and had a go at us all
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He is probably not feeling well, possibly!
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If ever I want excitement , and also to test my level of fitness and speed, I visit my local mosque on a Friday lunchtime and shout "Shalom"!
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At least you had a go at multiculturalism.
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getting the next door neighbours wife pregnant certainly increases lifes excitement.
prob a bit more expensive than special oap ops though. |
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1.01 neighbours missus has massive wobblers!
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like watermelons kenny
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