Chips anyone?

I look upon it as a natural development.  If we can have tighter  control of the workforce we can improve profits. A win all round for shareholders.

'two legs good'

and drink up your victory gin

Got to feel sorry for the youngsters of today. They've either got ADHD or AMD.

crisp

I'd leave the company

Seriously we didn't need this c*** in the 30s/40s/50s etc so why now?

Its quite worrying because people will have it done and they wont ask questions

and you will know that your bentley isn't one of the friday afternoon 'jobs' when they finish it

no mistakes either !! or you get an electric shock

I am all four it

and you can have your thinking adjusted to business and political ideology

if they don't like you they can switch you off

saves paying compensayshun

and they will know when you are running temperature, out of breath - over excited - like when you are having sex  he he

Honestly this is such a good idea - big brother looking after your health  - I am getting excited - better ring up head office and explain why