Cigar-shaped interstellar object might be alien spaceship, say Harvard scientists...

Lucky Stella

If there was an Alien spaceship hovering up there, i can't imagine they'd be telling the public.

Nah, they'd never get through the Van Allen radiation belt.

Can you say 'cigar-shaped'?  Won't that entice the yoof into taking up smoking?

Disguised as a big rock !!

Would these 'aliens' even know what constitutes 'cigar-shaped' ?

It's presumed to be a rock, don't think it's gonna be close enough to know what it's made of.

Cadburys have already patented it

It could be a Giant Rock Monsters Willie ,that has Snapped off and has been floating through Space for Millions of Years ?

Just a thought ..