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Womansize kleenex
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if you dont get it correct she will need them
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new Ironing Board
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i seen a globe of the world that glows for sale, that floats in mid air and turns like the world once every 24 hours ,but its an ornament that can be placed in the sitting room and costs £150 ,but suits the girl who is house proud,and its eye catching.
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Women have this uncanny way of listening to men and always seem to get you what you want, leaving us speechless. Maybe just listening to her (if you can bear it) will give you the answer
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the new hoover goes round the house on its own ,now there's an idea ,all you have to do is switch it on and its computerized to get round the floor without getting stuck.
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She's already got one of those, Brassy, ME.
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![]() It is a shame you are already taken, Foinavon ![]() |
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The wife should get you this:
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you could buy her 24 small presents and tell her she opens one on the hour every hour of christmas day.but she has to open the real good one last.presents could range from a CD to A week end in Paris . or send her on a shopping spree with her mum(cheltenham week of course ) |
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that looks like Annie
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I once bought the ex misses a chip pan for Xmas (just for a laugh) and ended up wearing it all Xmas and most of Boxing Day ,she didn’t see the funny side ,
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Vouchers for the January sales,most are broke after christmas.
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you know a guy can still have 10 grand in his back pocket on Christmas week if he doubles up £20 every week between now and christmas week ,but it would take a brave man to decide on the last week before christmas to put his 5 grand on BOLTON wanderers @ 1/1 in order to achieve his 10 grand."ok honeypie ,i am taking you to Florida for christmas provided BOLTON beat Leeds in there next game,
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That's a good painting The Mighty Mac do you know the name of the artist?
I'm not expecting to be back on the market Annie. ![]() |
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I think I've got a print of that up in my attic along with a few others by the same artist.
Can't remember her name apart from it being Eve or Eva something. Might be 3 names as well. |
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Get her one of these, she'll love it.
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Box of tiling grout with a red bow
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12 inch vibrator
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Akabula - Claire Eva Burton?
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give her the credit card and tell her she can max it out in anne summers !
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Don't buy her a dog I did for her fiftieth birthday for £450. Nine years on and thousands of pounds later in vets bills take my advice buy her a fxxking hamster or a goldfish
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Date Joined: 30 Aug 17 Add contact | Send message 18 Oct 18 21:44 Joined: 30 Aug 17 | Topic/replies: 4,246 | Blogger: SontaranStratagem's blog Womansize kleenex brassneck Date Joined: 13 Feb 03 Add contact | Send message 18 Oct 18 21:46 Joined: 13 Feb 03 | Topic/replies: 13,067 | Blogger: brassneck's blog if you dont get it correct she will need themGrin If you don't get it right you'll be needing them! ![]() |
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1967 wants its thread back
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Yes Blackbarn that's the girl. I've a dozen of her prints up in my attic.
Used to have 4 on the walls of my computer room and I thought I had that one. But on looking at them the style is completely different. Had quite a few glasses of wine when I first looked. ![]() |
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Aka - I was merely trying to help with your memory - I think that Mac's Foinavon is not by her. Her work is crap but Mac's is crapper
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I bought them along with some other items as a job lot.
They were all framed and I expect to make a decent profit when I sell. I think she's not too bad and certainly enjoyed them when on display. My computer room was more of a games room but my wife wanted it brought into line with the rest of the house. |
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WHIMP!!
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Spot on Moisok. More shame.
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Had a cracking pool table as well that I had to get rid of.
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and we all know what we do with pool tables
your sex life must have taken a dive or did you get a swing to replace it? |
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always started with a foot in each bottom pocket
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I do apologise profoundly - and it doesn't help if you have a dodgy back
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should that not be profusely etc
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running out of cheese and biscuits and beer whilst watching f1 qualifying
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Thanks Aka and Blackbarn. I looked up images on the net but couldn't see the one Mac has posted. I think the style is similar, she tends to use too much white (imo) to define the muscles and sweat, but painting horses in motion is a difficult thing to pull off I can assure you.
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How about "an experience"?
A massage, facial (don't be crass when replying please) and manicure. A day/weekend at a spa, and plus something tangible to keep..... |
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If she can haul in a friend, for company at the spa, all the better...
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