who remembers questions like this at school?

Is he English or Polish ?

If a man and a half, dug a hole and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take before the missus clobbers him with the rolling pin

give me 7 uneven numbers added up to make a total of 30(you can use the same number as many times as you like)

Well I suppose you want to know a variable which is mens holes per day, so hpd
(1.5* Hpd * 1.5) = 1.5 .. / by 1.5 =
(1.5 * Hpd) = 1

So Hpd = 2/3 so 2/3 of a day.

if you are trying to get the total 30 with 7 uneven numbers you are not allowed to use a pen.no cheating

If a 70s funk bassist dug a hole, just how groovy was that hole, cats?

Can't dig half a hole, it's either a whole hole or it's not a hole at all

What would we do without you scandy?

then again you can't have half man, no wonder our kids are so confused

forum would struggle aspro

Indeed we would

What's the difference between a big hole and a small hole ? Half an inch out and your in the sh1t

If you can't have half man, how can the other half be a biscuit?

You measured it?

just checking you have to back and review,the guy that dug the hole must have been polish because he dug the hole quicker than the man and a half

… back to the sums; ain't got a scooby w/without a pen

Scandy?

I'm sure my maths is sound. Wait ..
1.5 * 2/3 * 1.5 = 1.5.
Yup, correct!

I tried to do the 30 thing in my head and quickly came to conclusion it's impossible?

Talking of digging holes I used to work for the P way on the Underground. Sometimes we used to have to dig out the ballast under the sleepers, we had an Irish lad called Dave who could dig for England.........or Ireland. He wouldn't even break a sweat. Often he'd say sit down you fat fxxk and finish my bed for me

john had 12 biscuits at 2 pm .he ate one every half hour and give one away every hour ,what time was it when john had no biscuits left

6pm?

you done very well JC i spent 2 days in my youth trying to work it out.done my head in,and kept telling the guys not to tell me the answer and i will work it out myself

A snail at the bottom of a 30 foot well crawls up 3 foot every day and slides down 2 foot every night. How many days does it take him to reach the top

This one for Brass

30

Wrong

he slides down at night so on the last day he reaches the the top before he slides down,oh 28,

Correct!

i was about to change it to 29

Phew!

I can do the 30 question with 8 numbers = 15+(13-11)+(9+7-5+3-1)=30.   Do I get a half mark for trying

I *think* any combination of an uneven number of uneven numbers is always an uneven number,so it can never be ANY even number?