TALKING OF WEDDINGS

That's cos most of them take place inside the church

HTH

I GOT MARRIED IN A REGISTRAR .WHEN THE REGISTRAR STARTED READING THE VOWS SHE STOPPED AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS AND SAID TO ME ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME.I WASNT LAUGHING OR NOT TAKING NOTICE OR TURNING ROUND I FELT LIKE A LITTLE BOY WHO WAS GETTING TOLD OFF BY A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER

I KNEW SOME ONE WOULD PUT THAT I MEANT SEEING THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHED OUTSIDE AND PEOPLE THROWING CONFETTEE AND RICE OVER THE COUPLE

We are not a Christian a society as we used to be doo wah didddy.


Some one told me it is cheaper to get married in a registry office and maybe quicker, no banns have to be called as in Church?


I attended a fiend's wedding at a Registry Office, there were photos taken outside the registry office.


I am sorry to hear the Registrar told you off Doo Wah Diddy, you seem to  have had a hard life

30 seconds to read the marriage vows?

What had she forgotten to bring her glasses and couldn't remember the words?

I'd have soon told her to get on with it - ''come on here, the beer's going flat while we're stood here listening to you.''

Never see any scrammys these days, they were brilliant.

The brides dad usually, would throw a handfull of coins out of the wedding car to a group of younsters
waiting on the pavement. There would then be about a dozen kids all running about picking up all the money.
Then after it you'd all count how much you got. That butterflies in the stomach feeling when you seen a gold pound coin and got to it first

Do you take DwD to be your husband, him being a pee artist gambler and wordsmith, along with his kit of pigeons and Staffie, to be you spouse?

Suppose so.

And DwD, do you take this woman to be your wife, to nag the balls off you on a regular basis, and to put bromides in you tea so you never feel like it?

Yes please.

Like lambs to the slaughter.

WE WENT TO BLACKPOOL FOR OUR HONEYMOON I HADNT BOOKED IN ANYWHERE IT WAS LATE SEPTEMBER.WHEN WE GOT THERE  I GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND WENT TO SEVERAL OF THEM ON THE FRONT ALL FULL.I THEN WENT TO ABOUT 40 HOTELS AND GUEST HOUSES THEY WERE ALL FULL I STOPED AND ASKEDA POLICEMAN WHERE COULD I GET LODGINGS AND HE SAID ITS SCOTS WEEK AND THE LABOUR PARTY WEEK

YOULL BE LUCKY .I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT I COULDNT GET IN ANYWHERE .I TRIED AND TRIED TO NO AVAIL .I THEN SAID LETS GET A DRINK ONLY FOR THE MAN BEHIND THE BAR TO SAY LAST ORDERS WAS 5MIN AGO .WE THEN WENT TO THE CHIP SHOP AND STOOD OUTSIDE AND ATE OUR CHIPS.I GOT A CAN OF ORANGE TO DRINK WITH THEM .I DROVE HOME AND BECAUSE I WAS TIRED I NEARLY KNOCKED A MAN OFF HIS BYCYCLE HE WAS VERY ANGRY WHICH I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF IT HAD BEEN ME .

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WE WENT TO RHYLL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND THERE WAS HUNDREDS OF HOTELS WITH VACANSIES NO WONDER IT WAS A DUMP