WHY DO PEOPLE SAY HOW ARE YOU DO WAH DIDDY WHEN IM OUT

nice weather today.

YES BUT IM NOT GOING OUT INCASE I MEET SOME WHO KNOWS ME AND SPOIL THEIR DAY

Morning, Do Wah......I think the "How are you ?" greeting is a pre-cursor to having a short chat but most people don't want to know the finer details of one's ailments as they probably have enough of their own.

You shouldn't treat it as a rebuff if they try to escape when you start listing them.

Sunny up there ?

Blue sky in West London !

The sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray!!

YES ITS SUNNY .THEY SHOULD SAY HELLO DO WAH DIDDY HOW ARE YU BUT IM IN A RUSH I NEED TO LEAVE IN ONE MINUITE THIRTY SECONDS

1.30 notts awaits!

no2 to plaice.

HELLO SOFEE IVE NOT SPOKEN TO YOU SINCE I CAME BACK YOU KNOW THAT I THINK YOUR ONE OF MY TRUE SUPPORTERS.I REMEMBER GOING TO PONTINS MANY YEARS AGO AT MORECAMBE WHEN PONTINS WAS A GREAT PLACE TO GO  NOT LIKE TODAY WHEN IVE TAKEN  MY  GRANDCHILDRN ITS A DUMP.THEY USED TO PLAY THE SUN HAS GOT ITS HAT ON HIP HIP HIP HOORAY ON THE TANOID OUTSIDE  AS WE ALL MARCHED TO BREAKFAST ?  I USED TO PUT MY DAUGHTER ON THE NODDY TRÀIN AND RUSH INTO THE ONSIGHT BOOKIES AND PUT MY BET ON BEFORE IT CAME BACK FROM ITS TOUR OF THE CAMP .WE ALL LOVED IT THERE IN THEM DAYS

I am rubbish!..always a pleasure to have you around Do wah.

NEARLY EVERY ONE BACKS LOOSERS YOUR NOT RUBBISH YOUR JUST LIKE THE MAJ OF US

TALKING OF HOLIDAY CAMPS. I REMEMBER GOING TO A CARAVAN HOLIDAY CAMP IN SCARBOROUGH . WITH MY FAMILY AND THE EX WIFE AND HER MAM AND DAD, WHO WERE GREAT THEY THOUGHT MORE OF ME THAN THEY DID OF MY EX WIFE.I HAD A TIP OFF A FASHION WHOLESALER  WHOES  SON WAS MARRIED TO A BIG FASHION MAKERS DAYGHTER IN LONDON .THE FASHION MAKER OWNED A GOOD HORSE BUT I DONT WANT TO NAME IT . I JUST HAD A SMALL BET ON IT AND IT FLEW IN .I WAS GOING TO HAVE A HUGE BET THE NEXT TIME IT RAN IN A BIG RACE WHEN I WAS TOLD THAT THEY WERE GOING TO WITHDRAW IT AT THE LAST MONENT. AND TOLD ME TO BACK A HORSE WHICH HAD RUN SECOND TO HISI WATCHED THE BETTING AND HIS WAS PULLED OUT AT THE LAST MINUITE I HAD BACKED THE HORSE WHICH HE SAID E W. AT ALL PRICES I WAS READY TO COLLECT A FORTUNE.IT CAME FOURTH AND WAS THE UNLUCKIEST HORSE IN THE WORLD.ITS FUNNY THAT HURRICANE HIGGINS WAS IN THE SANE BOOKIES AS ME AND I WANTED TO GIVE HIM THE TIP IM GLAD I DIDNT THEY ONLY PAID OUT ON THE FIRST THREE

Stay away from insane bookies !

WELL BACK TO THE CARAVAN HOLIDAY CAMP FOR PART TWO OF THIS STORY .THE HORSE THAT CAME FOURTH WHICH I WAS RUNNING THE SAME TIME I WAS AT THE HOLIDAY CAMP .I LOOKED IN THE PAPER AND IT WAS 2-1. I THOUGHT I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE OF MY BIGGEST BETS ON IT.BUT MY FAMILY ALL WANTED. TO GO. TO I THINK ITS CALLED WHITBY FOR THE DAY .I THOUGHT HOW CAN I GET OUT OF THIS .I SAID I DIDNT FEEL WELL BUT MY EX WIFE KNEW I WAS UPTO SOMETHING SO SHE LEFT MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER WITH ME.I HAD SEEN THE ONSIGHT BOOKMAKERS AND I THOUGHT HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY BET ON .I THEN THOUGHT BLOW IT IL HAVE TO TAKE HER IN WITH ME  AND GET OUT QUICKLY SO I WAITED UNTIL TEN MINUITES BEFORE OFF TIME AND WENT TO THE ONSITE BOOKIES .BUT IT WAS CLOSED IT OPENED IN THE MORNING TO TAKE BETS AND THEN CLOSED UNTILL EVENING OR THE FOLLOWING DAY I WAS STUCK THERE WITH MY LITTLE GIRL MY MONEY ABD NO WHERE TO PUT NY BET ON .IT WENT OUT IN THE BETTING AND WON AT 7-2.WHEN MY EX WIFE CAME HOME SHE SAID YOU DONT LOOK WELL I WASNT

I LOVED THE BETTING AT THE CROWN  GREEN BOWLS FINALS AT THE  WATERLOO BOWLNG GREEN IN BLACKPPOL THERE WERE SEVERAL BOOKIES ON COURSE.I USED TO GO WITH MY FRINDS EVERY YEAR FOR SIXTEN YEARS ON THE TROT I MET SOME GREAT LADS THERE FROM ALL OVER THE NORTH OF ENGLAND.IT WAS THE F A CUP OF CROWN GREEN BOWLS PLENTY OF BEER AND GAMBLING IT WAS ON BBC T V IN ITS HEY DAY.IT WAS A GREEN WITH AN APPROX 4000 CAPACITY GROUND THAT WAS MOSTY COVERED AT THE BACK OF THE PUB IT WAS VERY HARD TO GET A TICKET FOR THE FINAL DAY.WE USED TO GO FOR THE WEEK.I REMEMBER LOOSING HEAVILY ONE YEAR .I SAID ILL GET SONE OF IT BACK ON FRIDAY AT THE RAIKES BOWLING FINAL DAY .I HAD BEEN TOLD BY SOME VERY GOOD BOWLERS THAT A LAD CALLED. G WILSON WAS UN BEATABLE ON A SMALL FAST GREEN .SO I TOLD EVERYONE TO BACK HIM IN HIS HEAT HE WAS 7-4THE OUTSIDER OF THE TWO MY FRIENDS SAID ARE YOU SURE I SAID GET ON BEFORE ME BECAUSE I WANT TO GET A GOOD BET AND THE PRICE WILL GO DOWN .I STARTED DRINKING AND GOT MY BET ON AND THE GAME HAD JUST BEGAN WHEN IN CAME THE LADS WHO TOLD ME ABOUT HOW GOOD TYIS WILSON WAS .I SAID IVE BACKED YOUR MAN THEY SAID THATS NOT THE WILSON WERE TALKING ABOUT GE

HES NOT THE WILSON WERE TALKING ABOUT HES THE WILSON FROM BLACKPOOL .LUCKY ENOUGH HE WON

Wasn't Harold Wilson was it.....a master of the Crown Green !

NO IT WAS  G I WILSON I THINK HE CAME FROM YORKSHIRE.

IT WAS A,BEAUTIFUL HOT DAY AND A SNALL GREEN JUST WHAT HE NEEDED BUT IT WASNT HIM

Snail Green ?

VERY FEW GO TO THE WATERLOO FINAL WEEK THESE DAYS IT USED TO BE FULL AND HARD TO GET A TICKET LIKE I SAID WHEN I WENT IT WAS FULL TO CAPACITY .THE EVENT STARTED GOING DOWN HILL WHEN THE B B C STOPPED TELEVISING IT

SMALL GREEN THE LEPERD MY IPAD HAS A WILL OF ITS OWN AND PRINTS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE I TOLD YOU IVE ALL READY EDITED THIS SMALL POST ABOUT TEN TIMES

Napoleon went right off it !

YES I ALWAYS REMEMBERING ENTERING A COMPETITION AND IN THE FIRST ROUND I GOT A ONE ARMED MAN AS MY OPPONENT I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY .HE BATTERED ME 21-7

Cod or haddock ?

I USED TO LIKE THAT JOKE OF BERNERD MANINGS WHEN HE SAID HE WENT INTO A CHIP SHOP AND ORDERED FISH AND CHIPS.HE CAME OUT AND WENT BACK IN AND ASKED THE CHIP SHOP OWNER .IF HE WAS SURE THE FISH WAS DEAD AS HE THOUGHT THAT THE FISH HAD EATEN ALL THE CHIPS

MUST HAVE EATEN MOST OF THE CHIPS    NOT ALL

ITS A JOKE HE WAS IMPLYING TO THE FISH AND CHIP SHOP OWNER THAT HE WAS A SKIN FLINT WITH TGE FEW CHIPS THAT HE SERVED HIM

I GOT IT STRAIGHT AWAY THE LEPERD DONT WORRY ITS THE WAY I TELL EM IF YOU DIDNT

THE LEPERD YOUVE NOT GONE NEXT DOOR TO ASK THEN TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU HAVE  YOU

THE LEPERD THEY WONT BE ABLE TO EXLAIN IT TO YOU IF THEY DONT COME FROM BRITAIN

THE LEPERD YOUR NOT HIDING FROM THE AVON LADY BECAUSE YOU CANT PAY HER THIS WEEK ARE YOU ,AND THATS WHY YOUVE NOT REPLIED

THE LEPERD YOUR NOT GETING UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID TO YOU ARE YOU LIKE THE REST GET UPSET WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH

Just been eating my lunch.

THATS ALOT OFF MY MIND IVE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK AND THERES LOADS WHOS HAD ENOUGH. OF ME ALREDY

OK IM OFF FOR A BET

Do 50p on sportsbook !