Captain Snowflake and the Social Justice Warrior of Doom

Bon Jovi might actually have written a song about them already, I'm not sure

Bon Jovi - Captain Crash & The Beauty Queen From Mars - The Crush Tour Live in Zurich 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAAAsSMiaQ

You are stealing my superhero nicknames you tea leaf!

You forgot "No Elitist Prefix or Gender Pronoun Person", the 3rd in this fine trio.

Crap, I've just been told "No Elitist Prefix or Gender Pronoun Person" is subject of a twitter hate campaign as using the word "Person" is discriminatory against those who identify as basketballs and other equally valid non person objects.

Latest update. The SJWs of twitter are in outrage against internet fiend "Just Checking" as the phrase "other equally valid non person objects" objectifies non gender specified non sexual people who don't identify as people. Which is a hate crime.

JC having to call in armed security as an angry mob of Guardian "Comment is Free" activists are assembling outside his mansion.

New Update: JC Went to the west wing top window and indulged in some loud clapping. Obviously terrified, the SJWs ran away like startled sheep, apart from one brave soul who remained. But this wasn't bravery, he wasn't paying attention as he was taking selfies of him self and the banner he'd made out of organic paints, to upload to virtuesignallingbellends.com.

Not knowing that this was merely a mistake, his comrades stopped at a safe distance and signalled support with frantic Jazz Hands.

unfortunately it came to a sticky end as he could not hear the support for him

a tragic end

"You are stealing my superhero nicknames you tea leaf!"

Was it you JC?  I thought it was Torquemada I nicked them from.  Sorry

Hey Mo, are you with the BLT thing yet?

I never liked trilby  - his eyes are too close together

never trust him

THERE'S THE PROOF SEA^^