SORRY AGAIN FOR THE REPEATED TITLES I WILL BE MORE CAREFUL. SORRY

I NEVER SEEM TO LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES EVEN WHEN ID MOWN THROGH THE CABLE OF MY ELECTIPRIC LAWNMOWER 3;TIMES I STILL MOWN THROUGH IT A 4TH TIME .THE EX WIFE TOLD RHE KIDS TO GET AWAY FROM ME WHEN THE ELECTRIC LAMP THAT I WAS NENDING WITH THECPLUG LEFT IN SENT ME FLYING TO THE FLOOR .IM VERY CAREFUL WITH THE FRYING PAN SINCE I BURNT MY HAND WHEN ALL THE FAT BURNT UT AND HAD TO LIE ON THE SIDE OF MY BED WITH MY HAND IN A BUCKET OF WATER ALL NIGHT .I DONT WANT TO GO TROUGH WITH THAT AGAIN ESPECIALLY AFTER THE SECOND TIME WHEN THE FAT WENT TROUGH MY SHIRT AND SCALDED MY TUMMY .

THE EX WIFE STOPPED ME TAKING TGE GRANDCHILDREN TO THE FIELDS WHEN TGE THREE OF US FELL INTO THE BROOK AND WERE SOAKED TO THE SKIN FROM HEAD TO FOOT .THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY FOUND OUT MY WATCH HAD COME OFF AND COULDNT FIND IT  .I TOLD THEM WE WERE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE WE WALKED THROUGH THE WOODS I TOLD THEM IT WAS THE JUNGLE AND WHEN WE LEFT THE JUNGLE I TRIED TO CROSS THE BIG BROOK ON TGE STEPPING STONES ONLY FOR US ALL TO FALL IN MY MAM WENT MAD WHEN WE ALL CAME BACK WET TROUGH .I TRIED TO TELL HER IT WAS THEIR FAULT BUT SHE WOULDNT HAVE IT

GOING TO STOCKPORT NOW TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN TO CHEER MY SELF UP .UNTILL THEY WONT SHARE THEUR TOFFEES WITH ME AND MAKE ME SULK

THE REPEATED TITLES ARE A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR YOUR RETURN DIDDY. GREAT TO SEE YOUR NAME HERE AGAIN, ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED GRAVITAS AND INSIGHT TO THE FORUM.

ONE TIME YOU MUST TELL US ALL ABOUT MANCHESTER NIGHTLIFE OF THE SIXTIES. SOME OF MY NORTHERN PALS TELL ME IT WAS THE BEST IN EUROPE, NEVER MIND JUST BRITAIN.



BEST REGARDS, ALUN

THANK YOU ALUN .YES MANCHESTER WAS FANTASTIC FOR NIGHTLIFE MY FAVS WERE THE PICCADILLY AND WOOD STREET BEER KELLERS .BUT THERE WERE THAT MANY CLUBS YOU COULDNT GO WRONG AND VERY REASONABLY PRICED EVEN CHEAP.TOP OF THE RANGE ACTS AT LOTS OF CLUBS .DEL SHANNON WAS MY HERO.THE FURST TIME I SAW HIM I DIDNT WANT TO GO BUT MY FRIENDS SAID I WOULD ENJOY HIM .IT WAS AT THE TALK OF THE NORTH.HE WAS FANTASTIC AND I MUST HAVE SEEN HIM AT LEAST 7 TIMES WHEN EVERY PERFORMANCE WAS LIVE AND SUPERB .I EVEN SANG TO HIM WHEN I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HIM AT THE WILLOWS CLUB HE REALLY GOT NE AND WE HAD A GOOD LAUGH .I SAID DEL ME AND MY MATES HAVE SEEN YOU SEVERAL TINES .HE ASKED ME MY NAME SHOOK MY HAND AND SAID WE MUST VE FU****G. DAFT FOR WATCHING HIM SOMANY TIMES .I GOT MY MAKE BELIEVE GUITAR OUT AND SANG THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING TO HIM .HE SAID KEEP PRACTICING YOUR GREAT!

I MET  CATHY DOOLEY AT ONE OF THE CLUBS .I ASKED HER FOR A DANCE AND SHE ASKED ME IF I HAD ENJOYED THEIR ACT .I SAID I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEYED BEEN ON .I PICKED HER UP FROM HER TEMP JOB IN TRAFFORD PARK   SEVERAL TIMES AND WENT WITH THEM TO SEE THEM PERFORM .I EVEN WENT TO THEIR HOUSE RHEY ALL LIVED IN SWINTON .I THEN TOOK HER OUT ON MY OWN TO A BODDINGTONS PUB AND SHE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED WITH ME WHEN I WENT DOWN FOR JACKS FOR A GAME OF DON AS SHE NEVER RANG ME AGAIN .IT ONLY LASTED ABOUT THREE WEEKS SHE WAS A VERY NICE YOUNG GIRL AND NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US .SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW LUCKY SHE WAS TO ESCAPE ME .BUT I THINK SHE SUSSED ME OUT IN THE VAULT OF THAT TINY PUB

MY PARTY TRICK WAS FINDING THE DRESSING ROOMS TO SEE THEM IF I WANTED TO SEE THEM ACTER A FEW DRINKS ME AND MY FRIEND WENT TO SEE POLLY BROWN ON HER LAST PERFORMANCE AS LEAD SINGER WITH PICKERTY WHICH .MY MATE SAID I FANCY HER AND I SAID SO DO I WE WENT TO THE DRESSING ROOM TO ASK HER IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE A DRINK WITH US .THE REST OF THE GROUP WERE MOANING BECAUSE SHE HAD LEFT AND HAD NOT HELP THEM PACK.WHEN WE CAME BACK THROUGH THE CURTAINS A MAN SAID I SAW YOU PERFORM COULD I HAVE GOUR AUTOGRAPHS FOR MY DAUGHTER SHE WILL BE PLEASED .MY FRIEND WAS A DJ AND THOUGHT THE MAN KNEW HIM AS A DJ I JUST SIGNED MY BAME AND SAID I HOPE SHES HAPPY WITH THEM

You could just simply cease posting utter sh1te, that would be a decent start.

ANOTHER TIME I MET A THREE GIRL MOTOWN GROUP WHO HAD HIT RECORDS .I WENT TO SEE THEM TO TELL THEM WHERE THEIR GOING WRONG WHEN THE LEAD SINGER SAIN WAIT UNTILL I GET THE OTHER 2GIRLS SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHERE WERE GOING WRONG SHE HAD A DANCE WITH ME BUT ID GAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK I TOLD THEM WHAT TYPE OFSONGS THEY SHOULD SING IF THEY WANTED TO HIT THE BIGTINE.THEY TOOK IT ALL IN GOOD FUN .I THINK THAT WAS THE EARLY 70S .I DONT EVEN DEMEMBER THE NAME OF TGEM BUT  MY MATE SAID THEVE HAD SEVERAL HITS IN THE TOP TWENTY .I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THE BEER THAN MOTOWN DATA

JOHNNY MUSTANG NAG NAG GET IFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND STOP THE HORSE SHI* AND BULL SHI* AND RIDE OFF INTO THE SUN  AND PLAY WITH YOUR MY LITTLE PONY HORSE BRUSH HER HAIR IF YOUVE NOTHING TO DO .DONT READ MY THREADS IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM .STOPP TROLIBG NE BECAUSE YOU WANT SOME ATTENTION WRITE YOUR OWN THREAD I WILL GIVE YOU SOND ADVICE START AT THE BEGINNING AND END AT THE END .

I used to go to the New Ritz on Oxford Street, Do Wah, and in earlier years, late 60s, The Twisted Wheel, I think it was called. Northern Soul club.

ALUN .I MET GEORGE BEST IN ANNABELLS AND GAVE HIM A FEWZTIPS ON HIW TO PULL YTHE WOMEN .HE WAS A VERY SHY LAD WHEN HE FIRST CAME TO MANCGESTER AND DIDNT DRINK GE HUNG AROUND STRETFORD BIWLING ALLEY ALL THE TIME I WATCGED HIM IN LOTS OF YOUTH FEAM GAMES AND FOLLOWED HIM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WATCHING HIM IN THE 68 EUROPEAN CUP FINAL AT WEMBLY IT WAS ON A DERBY DAY IF I REMEMBER RIGHT

I don't recall you being so  belligerent previously do wah, though my memory is not what it was. Mind you, mustang could start a fight in an isolation tank.

I WAS VERY SHY WHEN THE TWISTED WHEEL WAS AT ITS HEIGHT I BEVER WENT A LAD WHO SAT NEXT TO ME AT COLLEDGE WENT BUT HE USED TO ALWAYS PUT ME DOWN AND I COULDNT GET TID OF HIM .THERE WAS A GIRL WHO I REALLY LIKED AND HE KBEW IT .WE WERE COMEING HONE ON TGE BUS WHEN HE SEEN HER .HE SHOUTED TO HER YYOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH DO WAH DIDDY HES GIT PILES .SHE SAID PILES OF MONEY HE SAID NO PILES UP HIS ARSE WHICH HE KNEW I SUFFERED FROM .SHE STAYED WELL AWAY FROM NE .I GOT MY CONFEEDENCE WHEN I HAD MY HAIR PERMED  MY MATES HAIRDRESSER SAIDI HAD THE OERFECT HAIR FOR A PERM AND COULD HAVE MY MOBEY VACK IF I WAS NOT HAPPY IN LOOKED LIKE DAVID CASIDY ONLY TEN TIMES MORE VEAUTIFUL .I SOON STARTED PULLING THE BIRDS WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT THEY WERE LUCKY TO HAVE MET ME AND STARTED DRINKING MORE

saddo don't you remember the great noughts and crosses war with general custer?
At the end of it Do wah demoted him to sergeant!

THE TWISTED WHEEL HAD ALL NIGHTERS WHEN THE OTHER CLUBS DIDDNT AND THEY HAD ALL THE SOUGHT ACTER GROUPS AND SOLO ARTISTS APPEARING .LIKE I SAID I REALLY WANTED TO GO BUT HAD LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WAS VERY SHY IN THEM DAYS IT WAS LATER WITH THE PERM AND ALCOHOL THAT I TURNED INTO THE ME NE ME ME LOOK AT NE TYPE OF PERSON

SOFFE CUSTER GOT REALLY REALLY UPSET WHEN HE WOULDNT PLAY TO MY WORLD CHAMPION NOUGHTS AND CROSSES CHALLANGE HE REALLY SPIT HUS DUMMY OUT .I HAD TO COAX HIM AND TREAT HIM LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD WHO HAD JUST SEEN HIS LAST MALTEASER ROLL DOWN THE GRID .OR HE WOYLDNT HAVE SPOKEN TO NE AGAIN

KENNY MAN THE RITZ WAS GRAB A GRANNY NIGHT THATS WHERE I GOT MOST OF THE ACTION FROM THERE WERE OLD NEN IN THERE  PULING WOMEN .IT GAVE ME LOADS OF CONFEDENCE SEEING THEM PULL .I SAID IF THEY CAN DO IT THEN MR WONDERFUL DO WZH DIDDY CAN PULL THEM THE DANCE FLOOR USED. TO BOUNCE UP AND DOEWN WHEN YOU DANCED ON IT

SADDO I WASNT BELIGGERENT BEFORE MAYBE BECAUSE I DISNT KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANT

I thought delta said he was world noughts and crosses champion, perhaps we should find out?

only went to twisted wheel twice, both fun nights but i couldn't dance that stuff well, although the music was ok. new ritz, was as you say an older crowd, remember pulling an attractive old woman who turned out to be 40 when i was in my 20s.

The Ritz on thurday night in Manchester was known as - Grab a granny night

SADDO HES ONE WHO IS BARRED FROM ALL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES AS HE WANTS TO MAKE HIS OWN RULES UP AS HE GOES ALONG THE OFFICIAL WORLD NOUGHTS AND CROSSES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HAS STRICT RULES AND THE OFFICIAL WORLD CHAMPION (WHO IS MYSELF UNDISPUTED AND NEVER EVER BEEN BEATEN )AND HE HAS THE FINAL WORD .    IVE NOT TRAINED AND TRAINED FOR UPCOMING ROOKIES TO NAKE UP THEIR OWN RULES .I DONT PLAY PEOPLE OFF GAMBLIBG SITES THESE DAYS AFTER THE WORLD COUNCIL OF NOUGHTS AND CROSSES HEARD ABOUT THE DEBARKLE BETWEEN CUSTER ABD ME AND DELTA .  THEY HAD AN EXTERORDINARY GENERAL MEETING ABOUT IT ABD SAID IT BROUGHT THE GAME INTO DISREPUTE AND HAVE MADE ME AWARE THAT INWILL HAVE MY CROWN TAKEN OFF ME IF I PLAY ANYOBE ELSE OFF BY HERE

GREAT STUFF DIDDY

DIDDY, YOU ARE RIGHT, THE DAY UNITED WON THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL in '68 WAS THE DAY SIR IVOR WON THE DERBY. REMEMBER THEM BOTH WELL. A MIGHTY DAY.

DIDDY IT WAS VERY GOOD OF YOU TO GIVE THAT SHY YOUNG LAD GEORGIE BEST A FEW TIPS WHERE THE GIRLS WERE CONCERNED.

WITH YOUR HELP HE THEN WENT TO SCORE WITH A FEW MISS WORLDS APPARENTLY.

ANXIOUS THERE WAS MIRE GRANIES IN THERE ON A FRISAY THAN THURSDAY .I ONCE CAME OUT WITH MY MATE I GADNT BEEN WELL AND I DIDNT HAVE A SINGLE ALCOHOLIC DRINK THAT NIGHT. I ONLY WENT OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO LET MY NATE DOWN .I WAS STONE SOBER I STILL HAD A GOOD NIGHT AND DANCED WITH A GIRL WHO HAD TOOK HER MOTHER THERE AS A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE AS SHE GAD TOLD HER SHE USED TO LOVE IT THERE AS A YOUNG GURL.I MADE A DATE WITH GER AS I REALISED SHE NEEDED TO VE WITH GER MOTHER ONHER BIRTHDAY ABD WE HAD SEVERAL DATES.
MY FRIEND MEANTIME WAS DRUNK AND WAS WITH A GURL AND HER MATE AND ASJED ME IF I WIULD GIVE BOTH GIRLS A LIFT HOME .HE WALKED ON A LITTLE IN FRONT OF ME WITH HIS GIRL AND THE OTHER GIRL WALKED A LITTLE BEHIND THEM .    A GIRL WHO I HAD A PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH STARTED TALKING TO ME THEN WENT OFF ONLY A FEW WORDS I WEBT TO CATCH MY FRIEND UP WHEN A VAN CAME SCREACHING ACROSS THE ROAD TRYING TO KILL US .A BIG ROUGH MAN JUMPED OUT AND SAID WHOS WITH MY WIFE AND LUCKY ENOUGH IT WASNT THE GIRL WITH MY FRIEND HE WANTED TO FIGHT US BOTH I TRIED TO SXPLAIN WHAT WAS GOING ONBUT HE WANTED TO FIGHT US .NY FRIENS WAS DRUNK AND COULDNT FIGHT EVEN IF HE HAD BEEN SONBER BUT HE SAID COME ON THEN LETS FIGHT
ALL I WAS WORRIED ABOUT WAS MY NEW JUMPER NEW TROUSERS BEW SHIRT AND NEW SHOES I THOUGHT I NEED THEM FOR TOMORROW NIGHT ANX I DIDNT WZNT TO START FIGHTING ROLLING ABOUT IN THS RAIN ESPECIALLY WITH THE SIZE OF THIS MAN .I CALMED IT DOWN ENOUGH FOR THE MAN TO DRAG BOTH THE GIRLS IN HIS VAN .HE THEN FODE AT US IN HIS VAN JUST MISSING MY FRIEND WHEN HE CHASED US ON THE FOOTPATH IN HIS VAN TRYING TO KILL US .I GOT HIM TO MY CAR AND ESCAPED THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING A DRUNK WITH YOU WHEN YOUR SOBER

YES ALUN BUT I BLAME MYSELF FOR SHOWING HIM HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS .I SHOULD  HAVE TAUGHT HIM THE IMPORTANCE OF TURNING UP TO TRAINING .ON A WINDY WET COLD DAY WHEN YOUR POCKETS ARE FULL OF MONEY AND YOUVE GOT MIRE CHAMPAGNE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY DRINK IN YOUR WARM HOTEL ROOM AND A MISS WORLD TELLING YOU SHES AT YOUR EVERY WISH .I KNOW HE WOULD NOT HAVE LISTNED AND SAID DO WAH DIDDY GIVE IT A REST LIKE I WOULD HAVE NOT LISTENED TO HIM IF HE HAD STARTED GOING ON TELING ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

lol ffs on a friday as well, jumpers them days do wah were a few quid , sunday best and all that

I'm often Franz so I could be wrong but fairly sure it was reported on the Forum that Do wah Diddy had passed away.

VERY WISE WORDS DIDDY, AS EVER.

KAMIKARZEE DRINKING MACHIBE DONT WORRY IM NOT A GHOST EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT HIDE NOW  AND AGAIN AND SHOUT BOO TO SCARE YOU

GOT TO GO NOW AS THE MOODY BLUES ONCE SANG SEE YOU LATER

Polly Brown got the name Pickettywitch after passing the Picketty Witch pub on the outskirts of Yeovil.

Good job she passed it 50 years ago. If she'd gone by now, the band would have been called Tesco Express.

the original Do Wah probably died  ...he was getting on a bit and not that well 10 years ago

not sure what it is about these forums that attract such weird attention seekers 

coach you are so simple you do not realise you are in company of greatness..jog on.

I liked DO WAH, he was funny (funnier than now) and there were less spelling/typing errors than now, and fewer threads were started.
This seems to be different and trying too hard. A new phenomenon.
There are loads of strange and bored people on the internet, a tribute act might be a sad indictment of this.

If it is the return of the original, and I'm wrong, then I apologise, but with the caveat that this is a change in quality.

Good evening, everyone. :)

How could it not be Mr D given that it appears to be his original account? Somebody else using Do Wah's log in details would seem unlikely to me.

FAKE

I'm not saying you're wrong, Mo, but how would that be possible?

YOU WILL BE SAYING THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS IS A FAKE INPERSONATOR NEXT .

Moisok is on a wind-up or is deranged!

Hello, Do Wah. :)

A quick question if I may, sir? For what camera company did your good friend work? You mentioned it once when talking about the moon landings.

Best wishes.

Do Wah....have you said how you got your forum account back....did you ask them....was it a 1 year ban ?

KODAK .HE BOUGHT ME A BROWNIE BOX CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR .BUT I HAD TO GIVE IT HIM BACK BECAUSE ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ON OUR COUNCIL ESTATE WANTED THEIR PHOTOS TAKEN WHEN THEY HEARD I HAD A CAMERA.JUST LIKE THEY WANTED TO LEND MY LADY CHATERLY LOVERS BOOK WHEN THEY FOUND OUT I HAD ONE OF THE FIRST EARLY EDITIONS .ONE WROTE DO WAH DIDDY IS A GRASS ON PAGE 64

THE LEPERD IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY REINSTATEMENT AND BAN AS THERES RUSSIANS AT THIS VERY MOMENT TRYING TO HACK INTO BETFAIR CHIT CHAT ACCOUNTS

I DIDNT GET ASKED AS MANY QUESTIONS WHEN I WAS INTERVIEWED OVER MY INCOME TAX INVESTIGATION

Bravo, sir!

Only the real Do Wah Diddy would have known that. Welcome back, dear fellow. :)

Oct 6, 2018 -- 11:49PM, Do wah Diddy wrote:

THE LEPERD IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY REINSTATEMENT AND BAN AS THERES RUSSIANS AT THIS VERY MOMENT TRYING TO HACK INTO BETFAIR CHIT CHAT ACCOUNTS

Will probably with their faster picks !

Correction : Will probably win with their faster picks !