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03 Oct 18
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THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE WATCHED THE FILM KNOW WHERE IM COMEING FROM .THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I PLAY THE LEADING MALE PART.
IT WAS APPROX TWO WEEKS AGO ON A FRIDAY EVENING AT APPROX 9.30IN THE EVENING WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR MY METROLINK TRAM TO TAKE ME HOME ..I WAS STOOD ON THE MANCHESTER PICCADILLY METROLINK STATION PLATFORM IN THE MIDDLE OF MANCHESTER.MY TRAM ARRIVED AND I ENTERED IT AND SAT DOWN IT TAKES ME STRAIGHT HOME .A LADY IN HER EARLY 40S CAUGHT MY EYE I COULD SEE SHE WAS NICELY DRESSED AND I WAS ATTRACTED TO HER BUT SOMETHING WAS AMISS .I THEN REALISED SHE WAS TIPSY BUT IN A NICE WAY .TWO DODGY LOOKING MEN WERE LOOKING AT HER PHONE IN HER HAND AND I STARTED WORRYING ABOUT HER GETTING HOME SAFE.SHE STOOD UP AND APPROACHED THE DOOR AND GOT OFF AT CORNBROOK STATION JUST BEFORE THE DOORS CLOSED I DARTED TO THE DOOR AND GOT OFF JUST BEFORE THEY CLOSED ..I BET THE PASSENGERS LEFT ON THE TRAM THOUGHT I WAS UPTO NO GOOD .I.WALKED UP TO HER AND SAID DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO YOU FOR A FEW MINS.I SAID YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO IF YOU THINK IM A DIRTY OLD MAN OR FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ME .SHE WAS VERY NICE AND SAID SHE DIDNT NEED TO TAKE A PHOTO .I SAID IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU GETTINH HOME SAFELY .SHE SAID IM OK IM GOING TO ALTRINGHAM I SAID I CAN SEE YOUR TIPSY AND I HOPE YOU DONT TAKE AN OFFENCE BUT I THINK YOUVE GOT A DRINK PROBLEM.SHE THEN TOLD ME SHE HAD A VERY STRESS FULL JOB AND WAS IN MANAGEMENT .SHE ASKED ME IF I WAS MARRIED AND I TOLD HER THE TRUTH I SAID IN A RECOVEROING ALCOHOLIC AND COMPULSIVE GAMBLER .SHE SAID I WAS A VERY NICE MAN AND GAVE ME A HUG I SAID I WAS A WASTE OF SPACE BUT SHE SAID SHE LOVED LIFE .I SAID WELL I DONT SHE GAVE ME ANITHER HUG .I SAID IF YOU EVER THINK YOUVE GOT A DRINK PROBLEM PHONE ME UP.I THEN WENT TO THE WASTE PAPER BIN AND RIPPED A PIECE OF NEWS PAPER OFF AND WROTE MY PHONE NUMBER ONIT AND GAVE IT HER .THE ALTRINGHAM TRAM ARRIVED AND ASSURED ME SHE WOULD BE SAFE .SHE GAVE ME ANOTHER HUG AND SAID HOW NICE I WAS I GAVE HER A LITTLE KISS ON HER CHEEK AND WAVED HER GOODBYE .SHE HASNT RANG ME ABOUT ANY DRINK PROBLEM I THINK WHEN SHE WOKE UP THE FOLLOWING MORNING IT MIGHT HAVE PUT HER OFF DRINK FOR A LIFE TIME
IT WAS APPROX TWO WEEKS AGO ON A FRIDAY EVENING AT APPROX 9.30IN THE EVENING WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR MY METROLINK TRAM TO TAKE ME HOME ..I WAS STOOD ON THE MANCHESTER PICCADILLY METROLINK STATION PLATFORM IN THE MIDDLE OF MANCHESTER.MY TRAM ARRIVED AND I ENTERED IT AND SAT DOWN IT TAKES ME STRAIGHT HOME .A LADY IN HER EARLY 40S CAUGHT MY EYE I COULD SEE SHE WAS NICELY DRESSED AND I WAS ATTRACTED TO HER BUT SOMETHING WAS AMISS .I THEN REALISED SHE WAS TIPSY BUT IN A NICE WAY .TWO DODGY LOOKING MEN WERE LOOKING AT HER PHONE IN HER HAND AND I STARTED WORRYING ABOUT HER GETTING HOME SAFE.SHE STOOD UP AND APPROACHED THE DOOR AND GOT OFF AT CORNBROOK STATION JUST BEFORE THE DOORS CLOSED I DARTED TO THE DOOR AND GOT OFF JUST BEFORE THEY CLOSED ..I BET THE PASSENGERS LEFT ON THE TRAM THOUGHT I WAS UPTO NO GOOD .I.WALKED UP TO HER AND SAID DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO YOU FOR A FEW MINS.I SAID YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO IF YOU THINK IM A DIRTY OLD MAN OR FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ME .SHE WAS VERY NICE AND SAID SHE DIDNT NEED TO TAKE A PHOTO .I SAID IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU GETTINH HOME SAFELY .SHE SAID IM OK IM GOING TO ALTRINGHAM I SAID I CAN SEE YOUR TIPSY AND I HOPE YOU DONT TAKE AN OFFENCE BUT I THINK YOUVE GOT A DRINK PROBLEM.SHE THEN TOLD ME SHE HAD A VERY STRESS FULL JOB AND WAS IN MANAGEMENT .SHE ASKED ME IF I WAS MARRIED AND I TOLD HER THE TRUTH I SAID IN A RECOVEROING ALCOHOLIC AND COMPULSIVE GAMBLER .SHE SAID I WAS A VERY NICE MAN AND GAVE ME A HUG I SAID I WAS A WASTE OF SPACE BUT SHE SAID SHE LOVED LIFE .I SAID WELL I DONT SHE GAVE ME ANITHER HUG .I SAID IF YOU EVER THINK YOUVE GOT A DRINK PROBLEM PHONE ME UP.I THEN WENT TO THE WASTE PAPER BIN AND RIPPED A PIECE OF NEWS PAPER OFF AND WROTE MY PHONE NUMBER ONIT AND GAVE IT HER .THE ALTRINGHAM TRAM ARRIVED AND ASSURED ME SHE WOULD BE SAFE .SHE GAVE ME ANOTHER HUG AND SAID HOW NICE I WAS I GAVE HER A LITTLE KISS ON HER CHEEK AND WAVED HER GOODBYE .SHE HASNT RANG ME ABOUT ANY DRINK PROBLEM I THINK WHEN SHE WOKE UP THE FOLLOWING MORNING IT MIGHT HAVE PUT HER OFF DRINK FOR A LIFE TIME
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What briefs was she wearing?
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That's funny I've always pictured DwD as Trevor Howard.
Mind you he was a right b'tard in Mutiny on the Bounty. I'm sure DwD would have treated his crew better than that had he been captain on the man-of -war. Crikey that's made me feel seasick thinking about that. |
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"I SAID YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO IF YOU THINK IM A DIRTY OLD MAN OR FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ME".
And some people have the bare-faced cheek to say romance is dead. |
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I've always suspected DwD is a bit of a charmer with the ladies.
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Having watched the fake or fortune programmes recently I can assure you,
This is not Do wah Diddy |
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How many people do you know who could pull the prettiest Dooley?
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It’s a forgery , and a poor one at that
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There is no way anyone else can replicate doo wahs writing style , humour , natural charm etc
it’s not possible , he’s too good This is not him |
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Oh yes it is!!!
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I could go through certain parts of that little story , or sentences or words or everything about it , whatever
and explain why it is not dwd , but trust me I know That is not doo wah diddy |
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yousee just as a small example I don’t think do wah ever claimed to be nice , or that sort of nonsense
he would just describe little scenes from his life , and of course you might end up thinking he was nice he was honest , that’s all and everything rang true |
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He would never tell a story that would make people think he was nice , he wouldn’t want to do that he’s from a different generation and older generation I love the honesty of old people
everything else in this story is complete boollocks It’s not dwd |
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LFC1971
YES YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN YOUVE SHOWN HOW CLEVER YOU ARE .IM NOT THE REAL DO WAH DIDDY .IM JUST A COPY ONE FROM THE BETTY FORD CLINIC OF RECOVERNG ALCOHOLIC DO WAH DIDDY INPERSONATORS |
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LFC1971
YES YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN YOUVE SHOWN HOW CLEVER YOU ARE .IM NOT THE REAL DO WAH DIDDY .IM JUST A COPY ONE FROM THE BETTY FORD CLINIC OF RECOVERNG ALCOHOLIC DO WAH DIDDY INPERSONATORS |
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It’s not a question of that , I understand words
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and people, these are subjects I understand : )
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PULL MY STORY APART I KNOW IT WAS A FRIDAY AS I KNOW IT WAS THURSDAY THE DAY BEFORE . I KNEW IT WAS CORNBROOK STATION AS MY MAM USED TO GO THERE WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BUCKINGHAM BINGO ON ONE OF HER NIGHTS OUT WHEN SHE WASNT TRAIN SPOTTING
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You see you don’t understand i am sure you might be able to tell me about a train , or a station , or a person
so what , I listen to how you tell us , and I know it is not do wah diddy sorry |
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IM A,VENTRILOQUIST DO WAH DIDDY INPERSONATOR YOU CANT SEE NY FINGERS MOVE WHEN I TYPE IM THAT GOOD I CAN TYPE BOTTLE OF BEER. BACKWARDS REEB FO ELTTOB
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IM A,VENTRILOQUIST DO WAH DIDDY INPERSONATOR YOU CANT SEE NY FINGERS MOVE WHEN I TYPE IM THAT GOOD I CAN TYPE BOTTLE OF BEER. BACKWARDS REEB FO ELTTOB
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You can’t kid a kidder : ) , I like facts
And this is a fact , you are not doo wah |
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Do Wah, welcome back. To silence the doubters just answer 2 simple questions and I will confirm that it is you.
1 What should you not feed to ducks. 2 What is the total of the numbers of your date of birth added together. eg 22nd august 1976 would be 22/08/1976 answer 35 Regards |
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JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCHED A T V PROGRAME ON THE SUBJECT DOESNT MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND IT .I WATCHED A PROGRAME ON T V ABOUT HOW TO SIT YOUR GRANDCHILD ON THE NAUGHTY STEP WHEN HE WONT DO AS HES TOLD .ÀND HE STILL WONT LET GAMBLE ON HIS I PAD .
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This should be interesting , he might get the duck one of course :)
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no answers to kennys questions yet
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That's definitely not the real LFC1971
Welcmoe back Do Wah Diddly |
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well, lfc, i know he;s a tad younger than me. the duck one he might get, but the numbers one he couldn't guess. His joining date looks about right though.
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He’s a slow counter ...
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Maybe he’s forgotten his age :)
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KENNY MANN 36 I WAS UPSET THIS YEAR WHEN YOU DIDNT WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY .I SHOULD REALISE THAT IM NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND THAT PEOPLE WONT DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO ALL THE TIME .YOU HAVE TO LOWER YOUR EXPECTATION OF THEM .DONT WORRY NOW IM 69 IM A LOT WISER SINCE I BOUGHT THE A B C BOOK OF EXPECTATION
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Haha , no answer you notice ...
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PS YOU DONT FEED THEM BREAD EVEN IF YOU GET IT FREE FROM THE FOODBANK
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PS YOU DONT FEED THEM BREAD EVEN IF YOU GET IT FREE FROM THE FOODBANK
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PS YOU DONT FEED THEM BREAD EVEN IF YOU GET IT FREE FROM THE FOODBANK
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PS YOU DONT FEED THEM BREAD EVEN IF YOU GET IT FREE FROM THE FOODBANK
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The bread one is easy , I could have answered that
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well he's got his age right lfc, just need the duck and number now for final proof.
sorry do wah, not been here much this year. |
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His age is easy as well .. let’s see
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Still counting ?
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