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Can't live with them, can't kill them
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 I laughed, but on reflection, it reminds me of all the mainly men who kill their partners  |
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Why do married men die earlier than their partners?
Because they want to! |
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any bloke thinking about getting married wants to watch the labour party conference,they seem to have cornered the market in spiteful,hissing,spitting females horrendous bunch
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They're very temperamental - 50% temper, 50% mental.
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complete tosh
 men are the drama queens most of the time needing everything done for them i was married once, divorced 11 years ago and its been wonderful ever since |
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I had 15 happy years - then I met her.
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I used to yearn for her. Now the 'y' is silent.
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Come on lads; the best thing God put on this planet was a woman!
Shame the devil ruined it and gave her a tongue |
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"Shame the devil ruined it and gave her a tongue"
Not if you can persuade one to give you a B.J, God bless em  |
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well include me in the drama queen bracket honey
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what would you guys do all day without women?.No babestation or expanded tv to have a few pumps and a squirt to
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes, I do," she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?" "Yes, I remember." "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?'" "Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."
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face always looks like someone at the point of no return , I wish betfair would make it more respectable |
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you know all you guys moan oh marriage is a life sentence blah blah.thing is all you have to do is put your coat on and leave through the back door.But because you know where you are better off many of you do not.i wonder why?????????
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Life is a bitch, and then you marry one!!........OMG.....how very dare he.......lol
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A man saying he prefers women is now trans-hom0-phobic!
It's basically a hate crime. And I should know, I now identify as a game of Draughts. Yours, Just Checking. |
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I'm a banana
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lizards with tits imo
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Tommy Toes calls them snakes with tits.
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