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so i went over to a pond an there was a duck swimming close by,so i says to the duck"you have water flowing off your back".Well,he give me a look that went right through me as if he did not care,it was if he was laughing at me,sometimes when i insult a guy i know he gives me the same look,so i says to the duck"i may as well go and insult a friend i know as try and advise you"
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so then i went to the butchers and bought a sow's ear with the intention of making a silk purse out of it.but everyone laughs at me when i tell them my idea.
what do people be thinking ,after all its 2018 .i will make a silk purse out it and i will be the first person to make one,people now a days give up to easely,and when i do i will get free publicity from sky and fox news,and everyone will want one of my silk purses,holy god with all the modern technology in the world ,and they land a man on the moon and so on,and then they say"you can not make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"you guys of little faith,"there is nothing that can not be done." |
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My dog crapped in the garden. I thought "That looks nice but a bit dull". So I tried to shine it up with a duster and some mr sheen but it just smeared everywhere and made a right mess. Gutted.
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