Good evening and welcome to the Arguement Clinic

There's no E in argumnt.

That's not an argument, that's just contradiction.

Yes it is!

It's an absolute contradiction!

No it isn't!

Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Is that a statement?

Oh I'm sorry this is abuse, you want room 12A, just along the corridor.

No, it isn't you knob and no, I don't!.

It's been switched to Level 43 and it's downstairs.

Your five minutes are up, have a wafer thin mint before you go.

You're talking mince, mate!