Ladies and Gentlemen, let us raise a glass

how can we raze a glass to someone who is paid for by a stalinist

he will do what putin tells him (I reed the guardoran - I no)

just like May will do as comrade merkel tells her

hope this helps

Just don't toast him with Vodka moisok and you'll be okay.
Glass of Lemonade here btw.

my friend jeremy takes orders direct from gaza  too 

they sure are a jolly threesome

Just a glass - not the whole bottle, mo

^ that's my job!

some of these anti fascists on here take me seriously

what an oxymoron the morons are ho ho

I was learnt that word the other day and want to use it all the time now so that I

a pear too be very clever

Been a superb visit, the media and the protesters have both been made to look stupid.

Oxymoron was unheard of on social media until some clever fecker used it.
Thereafter for about 2 years it was in every other post.
And btw always in uppercase for added effect.

that is exactly what the are isnt it

leader of biggest democratic and free country  1

big noise  big protests

umpteen despotic visitors 0

It's been a wonderful visit!

When are they scheduled to leave tomorrow?

We all know the fascist left were only protesting against a non liberal leader, they dont protest when a Saudi leader visits. THEY have an agenda, driven by schools, Universities, governments & the EU.

They'll want to be in Helsinki by nightfall, but Finland has longer days than Scotland!

[i']I wonder which malt he will be sampling right now?'[/i]
The Don is teetotal by the way

Right enough, Vick.  So he is.

In which case, I shall now pull one out the fridge and crack one on his behalf

He gets enough bad press on here as it is.

I hope he felt it!

Water off a ducks back, it all went straight over his luscious quiff

Ten o**** news break …………….

c l o c k

a holes

The more Nippy nods her heid, the sooner it will fall off