I missed the soaps,news,reality tv,politicians and football this week

Only two of those entities are real.

I've been doing the same conditor, got home late Tuesday. I doesn't seem like we missed anything important.

Correct mouse, me and the sea,,

Sorry, make that 3 then, as reality tv is self evidently real.

it has to be as it is called reality  don't you know  wot werds meen

I meen to say!!!

And the biggest zombie of the lot makes his appearance,as if by magic