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need to change yer phone. dont think they do those batteries anymore
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Snow joke falling off a mountain.
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Why do mountaineers not wear a suit that inflates if they fall and then they would bounce down the mountain protected all the way down.
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just like air bags in a car.
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Good idea brassneck actually! :) But what if you hit a sharp rock?
Little fact for you you might not know, fighter pilot G suits are plugged into pressure outlets in the plane and have bags in them, so when pulling high G the plane senses it and pads expand and press hard into the legs to compress them and stop the blood draining into them, so that they don't pass out. I need the same after 10 pints of stella. |
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if all the mountaineers had ten pints of stella in them it would soften the fall
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just send a sherpa up with your flag and say there was no room left on your iphone photo storage.
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well thet could update life jackets to a sort of air bag that floated and everyone who sinks in the sea would be in a sort of a inflated ball(bright orange in colour of course) with a beacon sending out a signal,because most people who sink in the sea die from freezing
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lol brass neck have you never seen these stupid "bubble football" suits things?
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if a football team played in cheap flimsy shirts that rip when they get a small tug they would get loads of free kicks and penalties because the ref would see players with half shirts.and the fans would say "they ripped the shirts of their backs"
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