V.I. Poo spray

I like the smell of my excretions.  My gf likes hers.  Everybody likes their own.  Why cover it up?

Could be handy if a Severe Dump while paying a Visit to Semi/Friends and no air freshener available in loo

In semi Public Places Or Work ,Stay in loo till coast Clear is My moto ,then rapid exit after Hand wash .

Regarding the Match A lighter can still be Used Spec After a Powerful Wafter ,Have not thought of using such in a Cubicle ..


Sadly my thoughts are Drawn to Erse who would have delighted at seeing this Thread ..

What a common lot you are.I get the butler to do my "necessaries" when the occasion arises.

That's been illegal since 1967.

I sometimes smell so bad that it makes me laugh out loud, so I thought I'd give it a go. It has a few weaknesses, if you pass a lot of wind when thrusting the tang is as obvious as ever, also floaters break through the oil slick which makes it ineffectual.

I'm normally OK with my own unless I've been hitting Cider, in which case it smells like a decomposing badger floating in a rotten chicken korma.

What I'd like to know is why my poo smells different in another toilet (public/pub/office) etc to my home.

That is one of life's great mysteries. I'm sure it involves chemtrails.

"also floaters break through the oil slick which makes it ineffectua"