Injera Date Joined: 04 Jan 03 Add contact | Send message 01 Jun 18 20:26 Joined: 04 Jan 03 | Topic/replies: 12,820 | Blogger: Injera's blog My email to the MET:
Dear MET I'm very concerned about the rise in knife/gun/acid crime in London. What can I do to help? I fear you have lost the streets and therefore you need the public's support. We're being bullied. The situation is urgent. The criminals run amok without fear or challenge. I'll take any knife, any bullet. I'll pay any price to defend my capital city. Please tell me what I can do. Put me in harm's way. We, the public are ready to stand and fight. Yours sincerely ...
I'll post their reply.....it'll no doubt be bollox.
Still roaring with laughter at this. Post of the decade. A real "men in white coats" job
The gangs would take over the vigilante groups and come after people like you
Gangs have to be de-powered by cutting off their money supply....by making drugs legal....it's obvious !
The gangs would take over the vigilante groups and come after people like youGangs have to be de-powered by cutting off their money supply....by making drugs legal....it's obvious !
I'm sure you could make a cracking sitcom out of the vigilante gangs thing.
Sort of Early Doors mixed with that Brass Eye sketch of Hall and Oates on the streets.
I'm sure you could make a cracking sitcom out of the vigilante gangs thing.Sort of Early Doors mixed with that Brass Eye sketch of Hall and Oates on the streets.
"This is an automatic response. Due to the cut in numbers, we are overwhelmed with demand for our services due to the increase in wolf whistling, people breathing in the wrong direction and people mentioning the Religion of Peace in a bad way. We hope you accept our apologies and would like to point out that should you wish to commit murder or burglary, you are almost sure to get away with it. Sincerely, The MET"
"This is an automatic response. Due to the cut in numbers, we are overwhelmed with demand for our services due to the increase in wolf whistling, people breathing in the wrong direction and people mentioning the Religion of Peace in a bad way. We hop
Dr the MCB are actually now pressing to get Islam protected - that is to get a law passed - I kid you not - this would be a first. Why them? I thought religion already had that - one is allowed to practice one's religion- but then I was laughed at when I said these things would happen - they are not taking over!!!
Dr the MCB are actually now pressing to get Islam protected - that is to get a law passed - I kid you not - this would be a first. Why them? I thought religion already had that - one is allowed to practice one's religion- but then I was laughed