Cremation or Burial ?

As it happens there is Some Lunatic drives a Horse a trap up and down the Lane for some Reason  ,Could be the very Mode of transport.

We should probably ask those folks on the Sun Life advert for advice, most of them seem to be looking forward to joining the choir invisible.

Council should bring out a new bin with the normal uplift fee for an old cooker and etc,.. A lot cheaper.

There is something in that, Akabula. I believe everyone should have the same basic funeral, rich or poor, charging folks seven grand is obscene.

Anyone looked into bio-cremation

When somebody dies the grieving family are presented with a catalogue of coffins (ranging in price from about a grand upwards) and asked to choose one. Imagine if circumstances dictate that they have to opt for the cheapest? When you're dead, you're dead... everyone should have the same very basic coffin in my view.

How about being embalmed and kept on permanent display?

Sod  that , this world has run its course,

Sky burial for me...

When my wife passed away got the cheapest funeral possible. Family flowers only. Donations to local hospice, raised about six grand. There is a third cheaper option. Donate your body to science which is the cheapest option

There was quite a famous artist down here in Devon named Robert Lenkiewicz, I met him a few times whilst playing pool in Plymouth. Anyway, he embalmed his friend, Diogenes, and the body (hidden in a drawer) was only discovered after Robert's own death.

poker, i had you down for being converted into a set of pool balls


some folk have their ashes converted into gem stones.



simple cremation will do me, cardboard coffin or whatever

i wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....

That would be very apt, Donny, although I'm not sure I would care to be poked with a pool cue for all eternity... it rather has a sense of a Hieronymus Bosch depiction of Hell about it!

.. lucky you added the word cutting after grass, wouldnt want the vicar as high as a kite. 

What is Needed is the Flat Pack coffin, can be Stored in the House Ready for the Big day , Someone in the Family allocated to construct it ,Body kept in fridge Transported to house Day before Funeral , A flat pack Job would be £200 at most, extortionate
carry on the Price of some of these wooden Boxes .Donny The cardboard Option I think you will find is also a Silly price  .

The taboo of death Needs to stop Having to find Thousands for  a Funeral is Crazy ..

Also the length of time can be 2-3  weeks to get the Job done ... I have Irish Relations usually 3 or 4 days over there  ..

Glasgow

Cremation for me for 2 reasons, having worked all my life since 16 I would hate for the Zombie thing to happen.Spend my eternity still running after women, this time to eat their Brains. Secondly , and I know it's an old one but it's my only chance of having a Smokin Hot Body.

donny osmond    28 May 18 23:45 

i wanted me ashes scattered on the carpet, ....

Just to piss off the missus?

I would like a sky burial too, tictacman. Do you have to go to Tibet to have one?

A monkey for a printed cardboard coffin ,in the plain just 250 ,a think everyone should just make their own .                             Be sure to fit as well ,never noticed but they must do large and extra large ? They must have a bit of work done to reinforce the base ?  Imagine the big lift and the body just goes straight through bottom or just stays on the deck . Them cardboard jobs look a no no for the fatties imo