The more I hear about this wedding ...

Yeah, why can't he marry a proper british pikey?

Its a Load of old Scrote Brendan .

Surely james Hewitt should be stepping in for brides father...

BIG mistake imo!

How, the hell, did he come to choose her?

Would you choose someone who's been round the block, a fair few times, and inclusive of dating a porn star?

Not to mention realistic fornication on camera!

I'll give their marriage twelve to thirty six months max, and a rocky ride along the way!

Would like to know the private thoughts of the rest of the royals!

When they first met I imagine  Megan gave terrific head.

^ A nice balanced view there from Steve.

All will be fine and dandy....Don't panic Mainwaring

Just another Koo Stark ,

Her family really are whatever the US equivalent of chavs are, but the ginger one is a good lad regarding injured ex-servicemen and women.

Worse are like that pinhead northern git on Sky News who think that "castle" is pronounced as if it rhymes with "hassle".  STOP SPEAKING NORTHERN!  Or else FOOK OFF back to COOMBRIA.

STOP PRESS

HRH Prince of Ears is to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle!  Fantastic!  Granny Clampett will be in the car along the Long Walk but won't be walking her down the aisle.

"HRH Prince of Ears is to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle!"

What about her Mum ?

Divorced in 10 years.  If he lasts; I made a prediction a while ago about helicopters.

She hasn't got any friends as bridesmaids.  She hasn't got anyone to give her away.

When the law is changed it will be classed as a civil partnership when the bride can't find no one to give her away.

Have they got a ceeement pond?

Perhaps they should have got married in Las Vegas !

My mate got married over there, no fuss, quick and easy.

For the record, the marriage lasted about 2 years.

so her dads not gonna be there,,  so what,  harrys dad is not gonna be either,,look at this on 10 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8iSit1obSU

i hope we have another beast from the east on saturday in windsor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8iSit1obSU

The girl has got some bottle marrying into Harry's mob and will no doubt be bumping into quite a few queens amongst the Royal Staff.

Who's the dude who has the job of vetting candidates to make sure no Royal dudes marry hillbillies? I can't believe how asleep on the job the Windsor bureaucracy has been. Must be deliberate.

Bet they paid her old man off not to come

whys that?

the new muslim mayor of sheffield won't be toasting the royals at the weekend!!!   I bet he would roast her though ho ho.

Odd though isn't it.  He has taken on a privileged position wearing ancient outdated uniform etc   to make a comment about the royals which is the same sort of thing - an  ancient privileged outdated position itself

but all part of the gradual takeover

I am trying to find a way to not see 1 second of it tomorrow.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52oQRpryzxc

hilarious it was   sonko

I have heard not only is she going to be like diana but diana is actually going to be there!!!

She's walking down the aisle all by her self as well bless her

I am enjoying the media turning it into a race/gender/racism type event though, they themselves created this, but its us who are turning it into a race/gender/racism/sexism issue

I never mentioned her race etc, I didn't even know about this issue until the BBC and CNN brought it up, but apparently I've been talking about it

Its almost as bad as the media blaming Trump for this mass shooting, I don't like the bloke but these shootings have been happening for a long time, how can it be one mans fault?

Off topic but kinda relevant in how the media always point fingers, when its them creating the issue.

until it was mentioned as several others have state, I did not realise she was black/asian/coloured or what ever it was that the media was pumping it up to

all rather weird

Someone just interviewed excited to see what the bride is wearing ,, sad sad people, no wonder the world is f00ked

Think the dad merkel aint  a bad judge

I do want her dress and shoes though.

32 fkn million being spent

In respect to relationships and death for these are fact based on reason Monarchy's are not because they practice absolutism, discrimination and since when is the social contract between the citizen and not the State instead Royal Prerogatives, Thursdays PM and Queen and the matter of the Privy Council is just the start of what can considered separation of power issues because it is unelected. The argument that it provided dosh to the State is an old and worthless hat when you compare the same royalties to France the revenue is proportionate yet the punter in France visits statutes and old buildings there is not space for benefit scroungers and or a tax on the Citizen because anything else under the veil called Constitutional Monarchy is a farce and misrepresentation, we are subjects and now we are provided with this PR stunt which is an insult to the reasonable and proportionate democratic thinker. The irony is no very long ago this type of undemocratic firm was producing rules that disengaged the savage, noble savage or the other, ask Roger Williams fraternising was unacceptable and the fact that the bride in question had to remove her United States of American Citizenship defines the extreme prejudice of practice unfit for the 2018 when woman are still unequal witness its a wonder Jesus told the Rabbi they could not see and today we are still just as blind.

Will Camilla Stan Bowles be Attending ?

It’s staggering to think this Royal wedding is costing the tax payers £32 million...
I was thinking what that sort of money could do for the homeless charities..
In an era of austerity then perhaps this Royal extravaganza could have been toned down a bit...
As for Meghan I’m sorry that the only member of her family attending is her glorious Royal Wedding is solely her Mum... It’s all quite bizarre really.
I’m sure she’ll put in an Oscar winning performance tomorrow...
How sad is all those Royalists camping out for days to bag a view of the happy couple.
Mind you I expect insanely large crowds at Windsor tomorrow...
I’ll have a gawp at the whole pantomime on the telly tomorrow before the main event..
The FA Cup Final... C’mon Chelsea.
Harry used to shout that a lot before he met Meghan.

Its bizarre in a sense they haven't invited Donald Trump, the whole show would have been completed with him eyeing her up as she walked past.

She might go for that sontaran

Prince Charles to take Meghan "up the aisle" Fnar Fnar

Hope they've invited Finbar  Saunders

Embarrassing really .
32 million ?
Fecking joke

feck chelsea , MUFC FOREVER

Trump's in his 70s and his wife's better looking than Harry's to be.

That's why they haven't invited him.

It makes me want to vomit.  But if you want to be really sick just compare what is being spent on the wedding (the first mulitcultural royal wedding) related to the state of the population who these people are so called patrons of so called charities.  People barely alive. People who manage on a cup of rice or the huge number in our own country who couldn't imagine the gross gluttony of these hugely privileged hangers on to the public purse.
Time for them to go to canada  - they seem to love them over there.

trickle down the same old song

£50,000 for a cake-  F OFF

£50k for a cake?

Its a joke, but is anyone really shocked by this? and to think the "dole scum" get a bad press for "stealing" £300 a month

Decoration and production – $183,000 (£130,000)

Wedding rings – $8,500 (£6,000)

Bridesmaid outfits – $7,500 (£5,000)

Flower girl and page boy outfits – $2,400 (£1,698)

Church fees – $250 (£175)

Groomswear – $11,000 (£8,000)

Hair and makeup – $14,000 (£10,000)

can't help thinking the church is getting royally screwed over here

Toilets for guests – $49,000 (£35,000)

those would be the gold-plated toilets then would they ?

Stationery – $28,000 (£20,000)

how many pens do we need?

Music – $420,000 (£300,000)

have we brought michael jackson back from the dead?

Should have given del boy a call, he'd have got them a jam sponge for less than £2

He'd have also got those bunch of wallies to perform for less than £150 as well

Its amazing what you can get when you shop around

You can't put a price on happiness.

£30,OOO,OOO ON SECUTITY , but the homeless of Winsor do get their belongings back (what there is of it) on monday

Tv rights will be sold around the world, merchandise sales, millions more visitors to the UK, especially Windsor and London in the future.

Big picture people.

will any tickle down ?

No trickle or tickle me thinks

Cotton-pickers in the Royal Family now.  She is lovely though.....

Reminds yer of yer one in notting hill or was it pretty woman?

Injera
Tv rights will be sold around the world, merchandise sales, millions more visitors to the UK, especially Windsor and London in the future.
Big picture people.

Another money spinner for the country.

the Yanks can't get enough of it

as long as she is prepared to roll up her sleaves, get down on her hands and knees, and get stuck in,  it will do for me

sleeves even   oh deary me

I see the BBC is still sporting a raging hardon over the amount of blackness involved in the wedding.

All these stars Clooney,Beckham,Oprah etc all got invites and all turned up ffs

Bigheaded bunch of Oh look i'm going to the royal Wedding I'll be on TV Again

£34,000,000 and all paid by us and theres one berk who thinks we will get some of it back

and another stabbing and death in landan

meanwhile lets have dozens of articles about THE DRESS

But weve got to play the game,the feel good game