Songs with furniture in the title...

Lawnchairs....Our Daughters Wedding

so fa away dire straits

Pouffe the Magic Dragon.

Nick Cave - The Mercy Seat






(what a song btw!)

The following DEMANDS to be included even if the item of furniture appears in the verse rather than the title. Step forward Tom Waits who manages quite beautifully to squeeze in chaise lounge (sic) into this rumbustious tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

"Step Right Up"

Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up

That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up

'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it,
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
C'mon and step right up

beds are burning  midnight oil

Black Coffee in Bed [squeeze]

'Furniture Music" - Bill Nelson's Red Noise

A surprising omission

The Chaise Lounge Man - Paul Weller

Stool if you think its over - Elkie Brooks

I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe) - Genesis

baby armoire want you - bread

The tallboys are back in town - Thin Lizzy

Suites For My Suite - The Searchers

MFI Guy - Mary Wells

Summer (Bank Holiday sale 50% off at DFS) Holiday - Cliff Richard and The Shadows

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Stair Lift to Heaven  - Led Zepplin

did i make you think of that lol

Nellie The Elephant Foot Umbrella Stand - Mandy Miller

Empty Chairs At Empty Tables ... Les Miserables

One of my favourite songs

Reds In My Bed - 10cc
S-S-S Single Bed - Fox

Stool for cats - Squeeze

S-S-S Single Bed... forgot that one even existed

Sofa Song - The Kooks

Bed and Breakfast Man - Madness

Dance dance where-ever you may be,  I am the lord of the dance settee.

Breakfast in Bed - Sandy Shaw

Sideboard Song - Chas and Dave
Sofa of my Lethargy - Supergrass

My Grandfather's Clock

Pouffe the Magic Dragon

Bed and Breakfast Man - Madness

Out In The Chesterfields - Moore & Lynott

crumbs from your table u2

Divinyls - I touch my shelf

Suites for my Sweet - The Searchers

Heaven is in the back seat of my Cadillac - Hot Chocolate

War drobes - what are they good for ?

Steerforth - Brilliantly witty and inventive!!.  Just 7 hours too late

he's had a nightmare there blackbarn

Street Futon Man - the Stones

Furniture - Horslips

Rocking Alone In An Old Rocking Chair....The Everly Bros

Lazy Boy - Franz Ferdinand
Bedshaped - Keane

I Got My Beer In The Sideboard 'Ere, etc - Chas and Dave

Andy's Chest - Lou Reed

I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan - HMHB

Blackbarn - Ha! so so sorry - must learn to read from the top. And another 12 hours late with the apology

Flat-Pack Philosophy - Buzzcocks

Date With Ikea - Pavement

Also, assuming Johnny Rotten was pissed off with a recent furniture purchase, the Pistols could have done MFI instead of EMI. It scans equally as well.

Rockaway Beech - Ramones

Meubles On The Dance Floor by Sofa Ellis-Bextor.

May 15, 2018 -- 9:14AM, jim_royale wrote:

beds are burning

Eh?  I said, "Midnight Oil Lamp, Shurley?"

Is carpet a furniture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=QTJcV3B6iEk

It's a moot point!

It's certainly "furnishings" along with curtains and cushions etc....

Stool (If You Think it's Over) .. Chris Rea

In that case Lady F, I'll add "Couldn't Carpetright" - Climax Blues Band to my previous Steppenwolf classic.

"Commode Feel The Noize"....Slade & others

"Settle Down".....John Travolta & others

"Sofa Away From You".....Dire Straits

"Footstool"....Kenny Logins, from the movie of the same name

Not 1 but 2 shocking ommisions

The Bed's Too Big Without You - The Police

Songs From the Big Chair - Tears For Fears

"Hatstand Manana".....Abba

Nice one Cooperman.

But not as good as the Elkie Brooks version 48 hour earlier.

So close yet sofa away - Hall & Oates
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rMkMDFjK8U

Gypsies, Lamps and Thieves - Chair.

Bench it, bench it, just a little bit..... Dave Dee, Dozey, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

the rocking chair- the beautiful south

ffs Zero, I was just listening to Keep On Rockingchair In The Free World - Bon Jovi

Lazy(boy) - Deep Purple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uflsjU95lRM

Ha Ha said the Rocking Chair - Dean Friedman

Actually, it's Well Well said the Rocking chair.

Oh Well, Study.  Count me in for your World Cup comp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RhZDGLEXM

Bill Nelson .....Furniture music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKUDMEsp7Kk

Bill Nelson .....Furniture music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKUDMEsp7Kk

The Bed’s Too Big Without You” ....The Police

"Grandma's Feather Bed"....John Denver

Coat Stand So Close To Me