May 11, 2018 -- 1:08AM, lybertyne wrote:
When you see an attractive woman with a 24-pack of toilet rolls, do you ever start imagining her on the toilet?
No, I imagine her in the away end at Barnsley.
May 10, 2018 -- 11:18PM, lybertyne wrote:
I prefer Waitrose; where people regard you with mild suspicion if you're not wearing a cravat.