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24 Apr 18
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Right then, for all of you unlucky enough not to have been born in the greatest of cities, you can fill your boots here. You slags (as they say).
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/cockney_translator/
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/cockney_translator/
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Cor blimey! shabba ranks me old china.
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Gday Sheila sad dick khants old man used to drive a bus round this manor.
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It has changed since back in the day. For example; MMH is of a different persuasion. Cunningly disguised I might add.
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I posted the wrong link, this is better:
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/cockney-translator.asp "I've got a 'uge Brighton Rock". |
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Leave it AAAHT
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Pwoper norty
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Another fine example:
I did me trouble and strife up the Kingdom Come |
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Good story involving this... I went to Vegas in 2004 with 3 of my Eastender mates and with them it is all c0ckney, 24/7. The rule in Vegas when playing poker is you must speak English at all times.
Some guy started speaking Spanish to a friend and was promptly pulled up on it before complaining that we weren't speaking English either. Dealer was stumped but knowing we were English and our words were all English he couldn't (and didn't) stop us... so funny! Spanish guys so p1ssed off  |
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As a real cockney, "Narrr meeen", I've yet to meat a norvenah what kun do the aksenn proply.
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How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
Pantene |
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Phil Mitchell doesn't pay pantene.
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Had my barnet cut the other day, 'cost me a bleedin Ayrton.
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It's a Bobby Moore down at the Bubble's where I go.
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what a bunch of grumble and grunts
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Another fine example:
I did me trouble and strife up the Kingdom come shirley its...... i done me trouble up the kingdom |
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Here you go..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij5mw_eqKuc |
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Just put the words "the old" or "me old" in front of everything...
as in "Had me old barnet cut the other day, 'cost me a bleedin Ayrton". or..."It's a Bobby Moore down at the old Bubble's where I go..... or... I done me old trouble up the kingdom... or I did me old trouble and strife up the Kingdom Come |
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Riiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkkyyyyyyyy
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Just listen to that t*** on the betting ad.
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weld's biggest behtin' cumpny.
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barnet cut an ayrton ? wen i was a saucepan it was only an oxford !
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That bet£3.65 advert offends me greatly. Firstly, they are an absolute shyster of a firm and secondly Ray Winstone promoting them in the most absurd London accent ever just rankles me no end. That aside he must be an extremely wealthy man yet he takes a fee promoting this tawdry outfit, absolutely beyond the pale in my book.
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