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Just Checking
21 Apr 18 20:36
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If you are religious, is that a sin? Are flies halal?

Can catholics eat them on a friday?
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Report moisok April 21, 2018 8:42 PM BST
haram  if the fly had its throat cut whilst alive you are ok thoug


and it is  ate!!!!   I think I ate etc   Ate is the simple past of the verb to eat


I really do give up!!!!
Report moisok April 21, 2018 8:43 PM BST
though
Report Just Checking April 21, 2018 8:45 PM BST
Sorry you are of course correct, I was out in the sun all afternoon doing vigorous exercise, my brain is mush :)

The "going through a cloud of flies with my panting mouth open at high speed" was part of the story :)
Report moisok April 21, 2018 8:48 PM BST
I am sorry but you cannot get away with it.

consider yourself reported

thank me later
Report Just Checking April 21, 2018 8:50 PM BST
I ate it when that happens
Report moisok April 21, 2018 9:07 PM BST
that is it!!!!  button pressed - use gone!!!Angry
Report Just Checking April 21, 2018 9:36 PM BST
I know when I'm baten.
Report Mcginty April 21, 2018 9:46 PM BST
I'm surprised flies can drag their arses off the ground with the forces of gravity dragging them down!

Laugh
Report Make my hay April 21, 2018 9:58 PM BST
Laugh
Report Just Checking April 21, 2018 10:13 PM BST
THe force of gravity from my huge brain counteracts it and directs them towards me head Sad
Report lybertyne April 21, 2018 11:11 PM BST
Heard a rumour that flies are born in the chemtrails.  That's why there aren't any flies in Antartica - no planes fly there.

Cool
Report terry mccann April 22, 2018 9:45 AM BST
Remember up to a couple of years ago after a long drive in the nice warm summer weather and the car windscreen would be covered in dead tiny flies? of course you do.
Report flushgordon1 April 22, 2018 9:52 AM BST
If Caroline Lucas and the green meanies get their way ,it will be your staple diet.
Report casemoney April 22, 2018 1:29 PM BST
The Old girl next door says you better eat a spider ,that should sort them
Report Make my hay April 22, 2018 1:38 PM BST
JC is really a shape-shifting reptilian, they eat flies.
Report lybertyne April 22, 2018 3:34 PM BST
OP when you talk of "flies" if you're referring to the area of a gentleman's trouser garment then eating anything in that area is most definitely haram.
Report flushgordon1 April 22, 2018 5:31 PM BST
He's not Tom Daley ffs.
Report Just Checking April 22, 2018 6:24 PM BST
"OP when you talk of "flies" if you're referring to the area of a gentleman's trouser garment then eating anything in that area is most definitely haram."

Ah ok. The penny just dropped, that band I used to like was actually named after a religious proclamation against bum activity?
"Proctal Haram" Wink
Report flushgordon1 April 22, 2018 6:28 PM BST
Is it served at allans snackbar.
Report lybertyne April 22, 2018 8:53 PM BST
Yes, they go down a bomb.
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