I said "Lozocking" at work and no one understood me

nice word, although they may have got it mixed up with wazzock

think it might be an American word

'Lozocking or to lozock = To laze around'

Is it really such an obscure word?


Anyone else used word/s and been confronted with blank looks?

This thread is 3rd on the Google search first time for me but that isn't saying much.

Is lozocking a regular word? I cussant say.

I know what a Wazzock is. He used to post on here before he got banned.

He was a trouble maker.

I did hear my boss use the phrase "lozz around" whilst on the phone

which is a shortened version of the word.

By the way I am from Stockport.

The trick is to learn some alternative, and obscure words, and chuck them into your conversation.

It's very satisfying, seeing people not having a clue what you are on about, but too embarrassed to ask!

Even more satisfying, when you are talking to some jumped up poncey tw@t, and seeing hhis reaction when you say something like
"It's all dependant on the fenestration"!

would you have to be a window cleaner to get it into the chat?

I'm prepared to wager that few window cleaners would have a clue!

Another architectural one is "Pilasters"....

A man and wife client of mine just couldn't get it right! They didn't even agree with each other!

He kept saying "pilastairs" and her "palisters".

No amount of my enforcing of the correct term, would shift them from their naievety.

You had to be there!

I know how OP feels, I said fnitty at work today and the pynties didn't have a clue what I was going on about.

This thread is up to 2nd place now when you google "lozocking".

I think my doctor put me on lozocking for a chest infection.