Worst song lyrics....ever...

Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting
Oh, I can't help quoting you
Because everything that you said rings true
And now in my cell
(well, I followed you)
And here's a list of who I slew

In fact anything Morrissey wrote

Was listening to this before. Utterly awful.


Sitting on a hillside
Watching all the people die
I'll feel much better on the other side
I'll thumb a ride
I believe in magic
Why because it is so quick
I don't need power when I'm hypnotized
Look in my eyes
What are you seeing (I see)How do you feel?
I feel real phony when my name is Phil
Or was that Bill?
Life goes on here
Day after day
I don't know if I'm living or if I'm supposed to be
Sometimes my life is so eerie
And if you think I'm happy paint me (white) (yellow)
I've been here once
I've been here twice
I don't know if the third's the fourth or if the
The fifth's to fix
Sometimes I deal with numbers
And if you wanna count me
Count me out
I don't need the times of day
Anytime with me's okay
I just don't want you using up my time
'Cause that's not right
They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me?
They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me?
They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me?
We're all normal and we want our freedom
Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, I want my freedom

You insult the great P Lynott when there is the likes of THIS written!
"I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps"

EURYTHMICS...THERE MUST BE AN ANGEL


NO ONE ON EARTH CAN FEEL LIKE THIS
I'M THROWN AND OVERFLOWN WITH FLEAS
THERE MUST BE AN ANGEL
PLAYING WITH MY HEART

We all know this is a dead-heat between Sting, (most of his songs contain one line repeated ad nauseum), and anything by Lennon/McCartney who are the most over-rated spinners of tosh the music industry has ever known.

Where do I collect my prize?

Lennon/McCartney were the greatest writers of music of all time.HTH.

Agreed with Lennon/McCartney. Gave us some great songs.

Ah yes sting..forgot about some of hjs classics

I hope my legs dont break
Walking on the moon

She used to be a diplomat
But now she's down the laundromat


Also: see my "Shame about the boat race" thread

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
-
That's some tear jerking poetry right there :)

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA (and so forth)

The one that really grates me is 'Your Gorgeous' - cringe every time I hear it

Was up in Aberdeen recently and they sing;

We all live in a HOOSE in Aberdeen, a HOOSE in Aberdeen.
HOOSE in Aberdeen, HOOSE in Aberdeen.

old men in stripey trousers rule the world with plastic smiles- the legend that is nik kershaw

Vampire friends desire to lust fang fang
They fall on necks then fall in love pang pang
The Marquis de Sade was happy with a stoke of love
Sherlock Holmes alone preferred a little toke of love

BA

Ba robertson.......

?

Yes Bang Bang

He was like weapons grade bad wasnt he

I was lost in France
In the street a band was playing
And the crowd all danced
Didn't catch what they were saying...

Probably because they were speaking in French Bonnie

Is this the betting without Chris de Burgh attempting, but effortlessly failing to try to get dance rhyme with romance?

"Did you ever see a woman
Coming out of New York City
With a frog in her hand "

-Marc Bolan - New York City

.... not enough women carrying frogs around nowadays.

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA (and so forth)

The one that really grates me is 'Your Gorgeous' - cringe every time I hear it

Fxxk off Aspro it's a good song once you learn the words

Grandma we love, Grandma we care. There's no one quite like Grandma...........feel free to join in

I'm getting there dan... think I have the first couple of lines mastered

Well done mate, I've been a Chelsea fan since the 70s and I still forget sometimes. Then there's one man went to mow..........fxxk that I can't do the maths

Mcarthur Park by Richard Harris and others shirley

"MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!"

Oh no, indeed

dont diss the great jimmy webb

I know very well who wrote it, but it is still fluent boll ocks

Most song lyrics written when the artists are on anutha planet........not that I put Kate Bush in that bracket......but

black shuck

Thin lizzy
Theres gonna be a jailbreak
Someone in this town


If you're going to try and denegrate a classic song, at least try and get the lyrics right, otherwise you
make yourself look a complete Pratt.

Maybe because i am a complete pratt ..
Yes i did realise what id done
But thank you for pointing out tbat im a complete pratt...your highness

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs,
"What's going on?!"

And I say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"
And I say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"

Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill
Of hope for a destination

What about

I'm as serious as Cancer, when I say that Rhythm is a Dancer

" I was holding her hand she was holding mine" yer don't say Ed

"You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush.
Have we met somewhere before?
You're a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush. That we met by the bathroom door.
Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush. How you thrill me through and through.
Don't be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush."

You just couldn't make this up...... thank you Max .....

For every song written under the influence of drugs, there are thousands upon thousands of others that were not. But whoever wrote this must have been under the influence.....

"I bought a ticket to the world
But now i've come back again
Why do i find it hard to write the next line"

It could have been saved if the next line was "because I have very mediocre lyric writing capabilities" but alas...

My other favourite is
"don't love me for fun girl
Let me be the one girl
Love me for a reason
Let the reason be love"

That's deep man.

Agadoo
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo…

Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush

I like to do the things you like to do too
I like to do it, do it
I want to do the things you want to do too
So baby, let's get to it, do it

I like the Beatles a lot, but that one that went "Letter B, Letter B, Letter B, yeah, Letter B, whisper words of wisdom, Letter B", that was just awful.

I mean, what's so great about the letter B?

I think Facts is wrong. Jailbreak by the superb Thin Lizzy does start 'Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, Somewhere in this town'.

And it is completely daft. It certainly sounds like 'somewhere'.

"I like the Beatles a lot, but that one that went "Letter B, Letter B, Letter B, yeah, Letter B, whisper words of wisdom"

I like the other one "I Saw R Standing There"

I prefer "A Jude"

In the end she ended up giving R a slap, this was followed by while my g i t R gently weeps

there's a lyric in the new skoda advert , this lass is singing like a dying banshee. can't remember what lyric is but drop kicked the telly was so annoyed

See the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big.

Cringe!

I'm coming out
I want the world to know
Don't you let me go.

Cringe!

"Muss i' denn, muss i' denn
zum Staedtele hinaus,
Staedtele hinaus
Und du mein Schatz, bleibst hier?
Muss i' denn, muss i' denn
zum Staedtele hinaus,
Staedtele hinaus
Und du mein Schatz, bleibst hier?"

What's all that nonsense about? I can't understand a word of it, it might as well be a foreign language.

Here's some more rubbish from Germany.

Da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da
(Ich lieb' dich nicht du liebst mich nicht)
Da da da
(Ich lieb' dich nicht du liebst mich nicht)
Da da da
(Ich lieb' dich nicht du liebst mich nicht)
Da da da
(Ich lieb' dich nicht du liebst mich nicht)
Da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg

Google translate

German detected

English translation

"Gotta do it, I have to
to Staedtele,
Staedtele out
And you, honey, stay here?
Must i 'cause, i have to' cause
to Staedtele,
Staedtele out
And you, honey, stay here?"

There's actually a German poster on chit chat who can probably tart that lot up better.

Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot... oh, yeah
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot

Yes Gmad I know the one.

Just watch he doesn't report us for posting stuff in a foreign language.

there there there
(I do not love you, you do not love me)

Suit yourself then Gmad.

dr c.

I got a good cringe from that one grantcking

"Gotta do it, I have to
to Staedtele,
Staedtele out
And you, honey, stay here?
Must i 'cause, i have to' cause
to Staedtele,
Staedtele out
And you, honey, stay here?"

English to Welsh translation:

"Gotta do, mae'n rhaid i mi
i Staedtele
Sefydlu allan
A chi, mêl, aros yma?
Rhaid i mi achosi, rhaid imi achosi
i Staedtele
Sefydlu allan
A chi, mêl, aros yma?"

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. This is starting to make sense.

any song written by Genesis

theres a man looking at a magazine
you,re such a fool your mumbo jumbo never tells me anything
Yeaugh

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?

Pretty much all the lyrics in Chocolate Cake by Crowded House.

I must say it's a very good song though. If you've never heard it before, give it a try.

I must admit i do like the lyrics
"The excess of fat on your american bones
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone"
from that song.