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Thin lizzy
Theres gonna be a jailbreak
Someone in this town....
Now im no expert phil but id probably think its probably gonna be at the jailhouse
Robbie williams
You think that im strong
Youre wrong
Youre wrong
I sing my song
My song
What a pile of wishy washy self pitying infantile pile of dogs wallop
Please feel free to better my 2 to the board
Theres gonna be a jailbreak
Someone in this town....
Now im no expert phil but id probably think its probably gonna be at the jailhouse
Robbie williams
You think that im strong
Youre wrong
Youre wrong
I sing my song
My song
What a pile of wishy washy self pitying infantile pile of dogs wallop
Please feel free to better my 2 to the board
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Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting Oh, I can't help quoting you Because everything that you said rings true And now in my cell (well, I followed you) And here's a list of who I slew In fact anything Morrissey wrote |
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Was listening to this before. Utterly awful.
Sitting on a hillside Watching all the people die I'll feel much better on the other side I'll thumb a ride I believe in magic Why because it is so quick I don't need power when I'm hypnotized Look in my eyes What are you seeing (I see)How do you feel? I feel real phony when my name is Phil Or was that Bill? Life goes on here Day after day I don't know if I'm living or if I'm supposed to be Sometimes my life is so eerie And if you think I'm happy paint me (white) (yellow) I've been here once I've been here twice I don't know if the third's the fourth or if the The fifth's to fix Sometimes I deal with numbers And if you wanna count me Count me out I don't need the times of day Anytime with me's okay I just don't want you using up my time 'Cause that's not right They're locking them up today They're throwing away the key I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me? They're locking them up today They're throwing away the key I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me? They're locking them up today They're throwing away the key I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me? We're all normal and we want our freedom Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, I want my freedom |
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You insult the great P Lynott when there is the likes of THIS written!
"I'm a get get get get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps" |
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EURYTHMICS...THERE MUST BE AN ANGEL
NO ONE ON EARTH CAN FEEL LIKE THIS I'M THROWN AND OVERFLOWN WITH FLEAS THERE MUST BE AN ANGEL PLAYING WITH MY HEART |
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We all know this is a dead-heat between Sting, (most of his songs contain one line repeated ad nauseum), and anything by Lennon/McCartney who are the most over-rated spinners of tosh the music industry has ever known.
Where do I collect my prize? |
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Lennon/McCartney were the greatest writers of music of all time.HTH.
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Agreed with Lennon/McCartney. Gave us some great songs.
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Ah yes sting..forgot about some of hjs classics
I hope my legs dont break Walking on the moon |
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She used to be a diplomat
But now she's down the laundromat Also: see my "Shame about the boat race" thread |
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We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine - That's some tear jerking poetry right there :) |
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CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA (and so forth)
The one that really grates me is 'Your Gorgeous' - cringe every time I hear it |
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Was up in Aberdeen recently and they sing;
We all live in a HOOSE in Aberdeen, a HOOSE in Aberdeen. HOOSE in Aberdeen, HOOSE in Aberdeen. |
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old men in stripey trousers rule the world with plastic smiles- the legend that is nik kershaw
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Vampire friends desire to lust fang fang
They fall on necks then fall in love pang pang The Marquis de Sade was happy with a stoke of love Sherlock Holmes alone preferred a little toke of love BA |
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Ba robertson.......
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Yes Bang Bang
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He was like weapons grade bad wasnt he
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I was lost in France
In the street a band was playing And the crowd all danced Didn't catch what they were saying... Probably because they were speaking in French Bonnie |
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Is this the betting without Chris de Burgh attempting, but effortlessly failing to try to get dance rhyme with romance?
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"Did you ever see a woman
Coming out of New York City With a frog in her hand " -Marc Bolan - New York City .... not enough women carrying frogs around nowadays.  |
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CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA (and so forth)
The one that really grates me is 'Your Gorgeous' - cringe every time I hear it Fxxk off Aspro it's a good song once you learn the words  |
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Grandma we love, Grandma we care. There's no one quite like Grandma...........feel free to join in
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I'm getting there dan... think I have the first couple of lines mastered
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Well done mate, I've been a Chelsea fan since the 70s and I still forget sometimes. Then there's one man went to mow..........fxxk that I can't do the maths
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Mcarthur Park by Richard Harris and others shirley
"MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh no!" Oh no, indeed |
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dont diss the great jimmy webb
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I know very well who wrote it, but it is still fluent boll ocks
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Most song lyrics written when the artists are on anutha planet........not that I put Kate Bush in that bracket......but
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black shuck
Thin lizzy Theres gonna be a jailbreak Someone in this town If you're going to try and denegrate a classic song, at least try and get the lyrics right, otherwise you make yourself look a complete Pratt. |
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Maybe because i am a complete pratt ..
Yes i did realise what id done But thank you for pointing out tbat im a complete pratt...your highness |
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And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs, "What's going on?!" And I say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" I said, "Hey, what's going on?" And I say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" I said, "Hey, what's going on?" Twenty-five years and my life is still Trying to get up that great big hill Of hope for a destination |
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What about
I'm as serious as Cancer, when I say that Rhythm is a Dancer |
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" I was holding her hand she was holding mine" yer don't say Ed
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"You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush.
Have we met somewhere before? You're a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush. That we met by the bathroom door. Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush. How you thrill me through and through. Don't be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush." You just couldn't make this up...... thank you Max ..... For every song written under the influence of drugs, there are thousands upon thousands of others that were not. But whoever wrote this must have been under the influence.....   |
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"I bought a ticket to the world
But now i've come back again Why do i find it hard to write the next line" It could have been saved if the next line was "because I have very mediocre lyric writing capabilities" but alas... My other favourite is "don't love me for fun girl Let me be the one girl Love me for a reason Let the reason be love" That's deep man. |
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Agadoo
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo… |
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Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush Push, push in the bush I like to do the things you like to do too I like to do it, do it I want to do the things you want to do too So baby, let's get to it, do it |