I've the TV on from the channel I had on last night and it's one of these infomercials on a loop. Ever ordered from one? Some people must do? Have you bought "Super abdominal wonder fat blaster 2000" and it's been used once and now in a cupboard? Ordered "Superjuicer MegaX" and far from being more healthy, you now use it to make cocktails when you're wasted? Purchased "Moneytrees guide to nailed on bet tips" and DID use it, and now have to use Wonga to eat?