Most annoying adverts

That nationwide one where they duet on the keyboard.

This Victoria Wood throw back sung by a poor mans Mel and Sue makes me feel sick in the mouth.

The posh Del Boy one for a funeral plan.

doantwin2easy
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That nationwide one where they duet on the keyboard.

This Victoria Wood throw back sung by a poor mans Mel and Sue makes me feel sick in the mouth.

I used to fancy a pop at the blonde one but she seems to have aged since her highlights grew out

Bet365 - Ray Winstone - the world's most famous bettin carmpony

Downstairs femminin products

All Labour and Liberal party political broadcasts.

"I'm in Uganda, don't know where though"
"Oh, I've seen the ads with Parky"
"Just £5 a month will feed this ...."

The countless ones when the take an edgy, cool rock song from music history;
dramatically slow down the tempo and the butcher it with a breathy, light female vocal

Loads of them over the past 3 or 4 years.

Vanquis puke inducing
Guiness did i save the horse ..................who gives a flying fook

Magnus in Uganda a fooking great advert for not ever wanting  to go.

Anything with white small print flashed on for a couple of seconds which if read tells you that you're being royally screwed.

All those by "Oral B", that make spurious claims about their toothpaste, and being told by dentists (all female, and more than likely just actors)to "go for the one with the round head", and showing an animation of one, demolishing plaque at the gumline in just one second....
What happened to the advice to brush up and down?

All those (of which there are very many} that use the word technology.

They always give it a stupid name like the latest from Vax...."Direct Helix Technology"!

Those {of which there are many} with talking inanimate objects!

One seen yesterday with something {don't know what} talking to a petrol can.

Talking dresses, car soft top, skirting boards......a carrot.....

"Wiltshire Farm Foods"....."lets us enjoy life to the full"....It's just frozen food you idiots!

M&Ms with that hideous character...."Have you got a bigger bowl"?

"Go Compare"....excruciating!

"Cillit Bang"....

"Moneysupermarket.com".....

"DISRESPECT NOBODY"....Talking severed feet....Hands....Underpants.....Breasts & Eyes

In any toothpaste advert it's obligatory to turn the camera to a roughly thirty degree angle when speaking to someone in a white coat.

There's an ad on tv at the moment (I think it's for chewing gum) that has me baffled.

A young couple are making out in her bedroom when Dad comes home early, girl panics and boy in his shreddies just calmly opens the door and introduces himself to the dad. Dad just smiles back with an air of admiration when we all know he should actually be ripping his spleen out for messing with his little girl.

I believe wtf is the current on trend response to such phuckwittery.

lots of spaces in ads for one group these days

Some great calls above. The nationwide one and the slow singing female voice murdering a previously good song is a top shout

Rowantree randoms adds do my fking nut in

The Nationwide ad is crap the previous ones also were utter rubbish with a couple gushing at each other definite mute button job.

VIP Poo.     How the feck is that even allowed.

Andrex. "I feel as clean as a.............."

That PPI ad. Makes you feel guilty for not phoning. Even when you know you haven't got aqny.

Sorry not "Aqny". "Any"

Another vote for,I'm in Ugunder, no your not.

I agree with the Nationwide ad, the two Sisters completely grind my gears.

All of them.

I think that PPI one sounds like -  have you got it  - a disease that is!!

Hi, here's your postcode lottery cheque for £10,000, lets go for a dance with all the other head bangers who also won.

i thought the sainsbury xmas one was diabolical but the mothers day is even more diabolicaler. person what wrote it must be tone deaf.

Poppydog.
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The countless ones when the take an edgy, cool rock song from music history;
dramatically slow down the tempo and the butcher it with a breathy, light female vocal

Loads of them over the past 3 or 4 years.

Very well put - wish I had your diction. On a similar line, horrid TUI advert crucifying Chaka Khan's Aint Nobody

agreed, not used in an advert but birdys version  of cherry ghosts ' people help the people' should have meant her being napalmed forever.

This small small house drives me mad
We're really played too much
"ooh"
And this song is really annoying
Really really *****ing annoying

Any advert with a black dad and white mum and oreo coloured kids

The ancestry DNA one is very annoying as it says we're leaving europe ("You're leaving Europe") confusing the political entity of the EU with the continent, which is so stupid I wouldn't let my DNA anywhere near them. Not even with your DNA spreader

Hi, I'm Barry Scott.... I actually don't mind that one or the Betway ads

Speaking of Cherry Ghost, MM

https://youtu.be/VExTmLG4x-o

Always enjoyed this raw busking version of the delightful '4am',
by a couple of lads from Whitby.

Nearly all ads are crap. They're designed to be annoying, which is unreasonable to a point where I'm wondering if it's possible to sue them for assault!

The winner (loser) for me - and I started as thread about it a few weeks ago has to be the "Tui" ad.
The talentless girl cannot sing, let alone dance, the backing music is appalling, it's unavoidable and it's REALLY irritating.

The singing sisters for Nationwide are an improvement on the poetry selection they had previously. They made me change channel.
I agree about the chewing gum ad, I don't understand it.

The reedy voiced female singers with just a guitar or few notes on a piano, as you say, poppydog, are on SO many adverts. As far as I'm concerned, they don't work because I can't remember a single thing they've advertised.

Advertisers and advertising have taken over the world. This is a bad thing.

Think it's HSBC where the pro EU banter isn't even hidden,use
Global to sidetrack agenda

Was another one saw other day total pro EU cant think what it was for

'we all live on a little lump of land' or something like that  arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

The HSBC one which just exists to belittle.

What feels like 90% of adverts now where white men have apparently all left the UK and the only families that now exist are white women/black men.

Mar 9, 2018 -- 2:01AM, MuayThaiClyde wrote:

The HSBC one which just exists to belittle.What feels like 90% of adverts now where white men have apparently all left the UK and the only families that now exist are white women/black men.

Like all the dramas. Struggling to remember when I last saw a white couple. I know of 2 to 3 such cases but I would know about 50 couples. You would assume from the dramas and these adverts it is something like 75%. No wonder the white indigenous population feels it is being belittled. Such feelings lead to anger, resentment and when the opportunity comes to express that anger and resentment...............

I haven't been to London for a number of years. Any London posters wish to enlighten me. What is their views on mixed marriages as described. How common is it please? Genuine question.  Cheers.

Any advert that is dubbed. Most of the car ones and I still think most people don't realise it despite the left hand drives, the scenery, the obvious German or Scandinavian looking family.

gaviscon is dubbed, firemen is wearing american fire clothing.

Don't know what the ad is for, but a woman, in a soft breathy whisper, keeps saying "Always".....

Two more talking, inanimate objects from "Churchill"....

A talking jewelry box, and a talking cat scratch post...

What feels like 90% of adverts now where white men have apparently all left the UK and the only families that now exist are white women/black men.

Mentioned this a while back pon a different thread(am sure advertisers read these threads to get idea's)
because no sooner said you very rarely see a black women with a white man suddenly we had a few.

It is beyond a joke now next will be a transgender couple who cant remeber who
is the man /women in the relationship using gender neutral dildo's

nationwide..nap
tui...walofs
vodaphone ..just as bad

Kit-Kat and STUDY, my interpretation of the chewing gum advert with the smiling Dad is that he is actually a closet H0m0 who upon seeing his daughter's boyfriend actually takes a bit of a 'shine' to him, hence the rather lewd look in his eyes and creepy grin. When you see it again you'll see what I mean.

Is he inferring, don't chew that gum, chew on this?

I reckon you're on the right track dude.

ALL CAR ADVERTS  - NEVER ANY TRAFFIC AROUND - PARTICULARLY IN THE CITIES  - NO PROBLEM PARKING - ALWAYS CLIMBING TRACKS OR SWEEPING THROUGH BEAUTIFUL DESERTED COUNTRY

Thar Australian woman on about shopping around for hotel deals does my head in. 
I always press the mute button on the remote, or switch channels, but she is on the other channel too.

They're meant to be annoying - they're the ones you remember.

Kit-Kat and STUDY, my interpretation of the chewing gum advert with the smiling Dad is that he is actually a closet H0m0 who upon seeing his daughter's boyfriend actually takes a bit of a 'shine' to him, hence the rather lewd look in his eyes and creepy grin. When you see it again you'll see what I mean.

Well that's an interesting interpretation and one moneyshot I'd probably rather not see

I'm still trying to work out on what criteria Halifax gave Top Cat a mortgage.
Seeing as though he is a ducker and diver with no discernible income, who's main aim is to wind up Officer Dibble
Or am I taking it too seriously

Postcode lottery;
Someones knocking @ the door somebodys ringing the bell do me a favour open the door and  "TELL EM TO FOOK OFF"

Anyone remember the Wrigley's Gum advert fro the 70s?

Golfer has a putt from about 12ft and misses lesving the ball 2ft from the hole. Puts a stick f gum in his mouth and sinks the second putt.

The Apple Ipad "What's a computer" advert. It must be seriously **** if the girl does not know what a computer is.

And why with every bathroom/bedroom/kitchen ad the room is around 50ft by 50ft
i mean "Who lives in a house like this"

Slippy would be my guess

The over-50s dating site where the bloke starts dancing after getting a goodnight kiss from the woman.

Voltarol ad if you've had back problems you'll agree

The Tepilo advert is typical of the multiracial/feminist/progressive/p.c. propaganda that now passes for advertising in this country. Its time to boycott the products and services of companies that want to further these agendas, which are destroying the free society we inherited from previous generations.

Totally agree with mrs p.Began with TV drama's where " look how diverse we are" slowly entered our self consciousness.We now have it on virtually every advert  and i for one am getting sick and tired of it.

Perfume any fecking poxy pretentious irritating  **** perfume advert.

And the current nationwide ads with the two bad Victoria wood impersonators.

The latest from "Everest"....

After decades of saying how good double glazing (particularly theirs) is, they are now admitting it was cr@p, all the time!

Mar 9, 2018 -- 4:55PM, MichaelKnight wrote:

The Apple Ipad "What's a computer" advert. It must be seriously **** if the girl does not know what a computer is.

Girl?  Are you sure that's what it is?

"Oral-B"....

They just won't give up!!!

Just now, "Effective Repair Technology"....

"I said, 'does that even work?'"

"She said, 'err, yeah-eah'"

Seems to be a new lotto springing up every day.
The Diabetes one shockingly bad.

Mrs P has hit the nail on the head add to that the dim cu next tuesdays thinking Sarah beeny will be advising them every step off the way if they sell a house with them

ruby walsh paddy power (NAP)

Personally I hate the Postcode Lottery advert most.  Smug condescending presenters taking advantage of the mentally challenged

The Guinness Compton ad. Don't try and kid me those fellas are knocking back pints of the black stuff.

Pint of umbongo please. And a carrot for the hoss.

Any advert with James Corbin....total frick

smug James Corden ads
Top Cashback - what a smug tw@t
GTech - you'd never tire of punching the smug prat

British Seniors (and its ilk)
Parky and his free pens
all utterly patronising

Zoopla and Purple Bricks - total cringe

Travel and hotel ads totally uninspiring these days.


Fave ad = Moose "better score, better deals"

carslerg ad, "greetings they're a minefield" very irritating.

That Funeral one where he an Daughter walk along beach

"Nationwide" again....

This time, a talking bottle bank....

Hideous!

That annoying multicultural angled HSBC one telling us we don't have an identity.
And the DNA one, where a mixed race chap with a pony tail reveals that he had always though he was
'half Polish half Caribbean '  but found out that he is a'Viking'. WALOFS

118 118 we are a loan.
"Felt like I had a choice"
Aye you did, take it or leave it.

sainsbury easter advert is diabolical too. what are they thinking ?

The Action Man one is very funny

A new one from Karcher......

"With Smart Roller Technology"

nomiskroy • March 8, 2018 4:02 PM GMT
VIP Poo.     How the feck is that even allowed.

Excellent call. Even a team from The Apprentice wouldn't come up with such a *ahem* shoit marketing concept.

I'd like to nominate the "sponsored by" ads in between films, dramas etc. You get it before you go to the ads (so you're already p1ssed off) and when you come back to the ads. Over the course of a film, you're seeing it 10/12 times. Finding the Boursin one on Film4 particularly annoying at the moment.

Seen a Sun Bingo one yesterday. Sigh.

That Experian one where the blokes alter ego appears, what a couple of annoying ****s.

trailers for sport, particularly on bbc are verging on cretinous, 5 nations , fa cup, boat race etc

Agree with everybody.

1. Adverts flashing on the screen for upcoming programmes/films while you're still watching the current bl00dy programme/film.
2. Ditto for people talking over the credits and credits shrinkage - I LIKE the credits & (sometimes) the credits music! (I'm sure the people who made the programme hate this sort of disrespect for their product!)
3. Nationwide adverts
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i like to see the credits
but imdb are useful if you miss something, although you dont get the music.


adverts in the wrong place get me. i think why do they think anyone watching this would
want to buy that.

do adverts work as well when there are so many of them these days ?

i still buy heinz beans, no advert for beans has worked on me in over 50 years,
do other bean producers bother to advertise ?

kelloggs cornflakes....ditto

will todays youth be forever captured by the adverts they see today?

Not annoying but conflicting ads.

You see this Obesity causes cancer ad everywhere now.

Then the next ad you see is for Macmillan Cancer Care Coffee Morning where everyone eats cake.

"Be Clear On Cancer"....

Upsets me every time I see it!

Pity the (female) doctor, who wrongly diagnosed someone very dear to me, wasn't!

Sponsor a Polar Bear aka Sponsor a Killer Whale aka Sponsor a Tibetan Mountain Cat etc. etc. and get a cuddly toy. WTF.

Agree they need saving. But anyone really think the money is going where its needed.

Bloody 'Don't Stop' (Audi) on every break at the moment, crucified.


Poppydog. 08 Mar 18 09:13 Joined: 07 Sep 01 | Topic/replies: 16,320 | Blogger: Poppydog.'s blog
The countless ones when the take an edgy, cool rock song from music history;
dramatically slow down the tempo and the butcher it with a breathy, light female vocal

Loads of them over the past 3 or 4 years.

When that ginger tw@t looks to the sky and says "Multi...cover" as though the Admiral tart has reinvented the wheel

Giffgaff, more crap poetry a la Nationwide.

Cute girl goes on a string of bad dates so gives up on blokes and goes for a new car instead

I'd like to see the blokes version of that ad although somehow I doubt it would ever see the light of day

Imagine going on a date with a girl to find she's brought a tv production crew along and she's constantly smirking into the camera

One seen last night and in shocking bad taste...

A talking severed head, whizzing around on a mini 'cart'...

Don't know what the hell it was for, as I was too cross at the content!