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That nationwide one where they duet on the keyboard.
This Victoria Wood throw back sung by a poor mans Mel and Sue makes me feel sick in the mouth. |
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The posh Del Boy one for a funeral plan.
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doantwin2easy
07 Mar 18 23:03 Joined: 14 Aug 04 | Topic/replies: 6,238 | Blogger: doantwin2easy's blog That nationwide one where they duet on the keyboard. This Victoria Wood throw back sung by a poor mans Mel and Sue makes me feel sick in the mouth. I used to fancy a pop at the blonde one but she seems to have aged since her highlights grew out |
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Bet365 - Ray Winstone - the world's most famous bettin carmpony
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Downstairs femminin products
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All Labour and Liberal party political broadcasts.
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"I'm in Uganda, don't know where though"
"Oh, I've seen the ads with Parky" "Just £5 a month will feed this ...." |
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The countless ones when the take an edgy, cool rock song from music history;
dramatically slow down the tempo and the butcher it with a breathy, light female vocal Loads of them over the past 3 or 4 years. |
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Vanquis puke inducing
Guiness did i save the horse ..................who gives a flying fook |
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Magnus in Uganda a fooking great advert for not ever wanting to go.
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Anything with white small print flashed on for a couple of seconds which if read tells you that you're being royally screwed.
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All those by "Oral B", that make spurious claims about their toothpaste, and being told by dentists (all female, and more than likely just actors)to "go for the one with the round head", and showing an animation of one, demolishing plaque at the gumline in just one second....
What happened to the advice to brush up and down? All those (of which there are very many} that use the word technology. They always give it a stupid name like the latest from Vax...."Direct Helix Technology"! Those {of which there are many} with talking inanimate objects! One seen yesterday with something {don't know what} talking to a petrol can. Talking dresses, car soft top, skirting boards......a carrot..... "Wiltshire Farm Foods"....."lets us enjoy life to the full"....It's just frozen food you idiots! M&Ms with that hideous character...."Have you got a bigger bowl"? "Go Compare"....excruciating! "Cillit Bang".... "Moneysupermarket.com"..... "DISRESPECT NOBODY"....Talking severed feet....Hands....Underpants.....Breasts & Eyes |
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In any toothpaste advert it's obligatory to turn the camera to a roughly thirty degree angle when speaking to someone in a white coat.
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There's an ad on tv at the moment (I think it's for chewing gum) that has me baffled.
A young couple are making out in her bedroom when Dad comes home early, girl panics and boy in his shreddies just calmly opens the door and introduces himself to the dad. Dad just smiles back with an air of admiration when we all know he should actually be ripping his spleen out for messing with his little girl. I believe wtf is the current on trend response to such phuckwittery. |
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lots of spaces in ads for one group these days
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Some great calls above. The nationwide one and the slow singing female voice murdering a previously good song is a top shout
Rowantree randoms adds do my fking nut in |
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The Nationwide ad is crap the previous ones also were utter rubbish with a couple gushing at each other definite mute button job.
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VIP Poo. How the feck is that even allowed.
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Andrex. "I feel as clean as a.............."
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That PPI ad. Makes you feel guilty for not phoning. Even when you know you haven't got aqny.
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Sorry not "Aqny". "Any"
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Another vote for,I'm in Ugunder, no your not.
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I agree with the Nationwide ad, the two Sisters completely grind my gears.
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All of them.
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I think that PPI one sounds like - have you got it - a disease that is!!
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Hi, here's your postcode lottery cheque for £10,000, lets go for a dance with all the other head bangers who also won.
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i thought the sainsbury xmas one was diabolical but the mothers day is even more diabolicaler. person what wrote it must be tone deaf.
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Poppydog.
08 Mar 18 09:13 Joined: 07 Sep 01 | Topic/replies: 16,219 | Blogger: Poppydog.'s blog The countless ones when the take an edgy, cool rock song from music history; dramatically slow down the tempo and the butcher it with a breathy, light female vocal Loads of them over the past 3 or 4 years. Very well put - wish I had your diction. On a similar line, horrid TUI advert crucifying Chaka Khan's Aint Nobody |
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agreed, not used in an advert but birdys version of cherry ghosts ' people help the people' should have meant her being napalmed forever.
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This small small house drives me mad
We're really played too much "ooh" And this song is really annoying Really really *****ing annoying |
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Any advert with a black dad and white mum and oreo coloured kids
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The ancestry DNA one is very annoying as it says we're leaving europe ("You're leaving Europe") confusing the political entity of the EU with the continent, which is so stupid I wouldn't let my DNA anywhere near them. Not even with your DNA spreader
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Hi, I'm Barry Scott....
 I actually don't mind that one or the Betway ads |
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Speaking of Cherry Ghost, MM
https://youtu.be/VExTmLG4x-o Always enjoyed this raw busking version of the delightful '4am', by a couple of lads from Whitby. |
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Nearly all ads are crap. They're designed to be annoying, which is unreasonable to a point where I'm wondering if it's possible to sue them for assault!
The winner (loser) for me - and I started as thread about it a few weeks ago has to be the "Tui" ad. The talentless girl cannot sing, let alone dance, the backing music is appalling, it's unavoidable and it's REALLY irritating. The singing sisters for Nationwide are an improvement on the poetry selection they had previously. They made me change channel. I agree about the chewing gum ad, I don't understand it. The reedy voiced female singers with just a guitar or few notes on a piano, as you say, poppydog, are on SO many adverts. As far as I'm concerned, they don't work because I can't remember a single thing they've advertised. Advertisers and advertising have taken over the world. This is a bad thing. |
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Think it's HSBC where the pro EU banter isn't even hidden,use
Global to sidetrack agenda Was another one saw other day total pro EU cant think what it was for |
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'we all live on a little lump of land' or something like that arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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The HSBC one which just exists to belittle.
What feels like 90% of adverts now where white men have apparently all left the UK and the only families that now exist are white women/black men. |
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