Funniest goal ever conceded

years ago goalkeepers wore flat caps to protect their eyes from the sun
in a goalmouth scramble keepers would often lose their caps
it wasn't unknown for the less well sighted
to drop a cross at the same time as losing their caps
and in the resulting melee ....
dive on their cap rather than the ball
with the resultant funniest goals ever conceded

What a d1ck! An outfield player in brazil in the summer might get dehydrated have an excuse for stopping for aa drink.
But it's February in Germany that's freezing at the moment, getting that cold snap we're going to get.

Why the **** can't a GOALKEEPER go 45 ****ing minutes in mid winter without stopping for a drink?

Is he like one of those celebs that can't go anywhere without supping from a water bottle? Was there Schnapps in it?

If I was a manager I'd have stud imprints on the pillocks b0ll0cks and be putting him on a transfer list!