Don't mess with Bradford boys

"Bradford is a cess-pitt there's no denying that but I don't think you can blame the failure of one little soap shop on the whole town. The problem is people in Bradford and from the district look unwell, surly and dangerous to approach. They have a pale gaunt appearance and to be honest most are scruffily dressed and generally pretty ugly. Take the time to look at our Councillors and try and pick out just one of them who is even vaguely pleasant to look at. Walk around Bradford at lunchtime you can count the people wearing suits on the fingers of one hand. Its decades of poverty, lack of employment and interbreeding. I'm surprised Medecins Sans Frontieres haven't set up an emergency center in City Park yet to treat us all. Compare that to most other towns where people are pleasant well dressed and polite and you see the problem. I expect we are the remnants an obscure Neanderthal colony which should have died out millenia ago. The best thing the rest of the country could do would be to build a Donald Trump style wall around all the single digit postcodes and leave us to eat each other".