For anyone who thinks I'm playing with myself on here..

I can sense a reply in the offing.
Not sure from who but it'll be about 20 lines long and end with I don't care what you muppets think.

I wish the fish in the Minch bit as readily.

I've told you before, fishing isn't clever. It's one of the bad things about the internet.

Not when it's so obvious.

So is lacking a sense of humour.

couldnt resist study

tt