Ever had ROAD RAGE?

Got chased down the A13 by four Asian lads after i had the temerity to shake my head in disapproval after the driver had  lobbed the remains of his KFC dinner container on to the road.They cornered me after a frenetic chase.Three of them got out and were seriously tooled up .It was a scary experience that only ended when i reluctantly displayed contrition....Fckers!

Have had a couple of encounters over the years. My favourite one was when I was walking home in London after work.

I was crossing a zebra crossing which had a bit of an island half way. Got half way and a bike was coming down the road and didn't look like he wanted to stop. As I had right of way i decided to play a bit of chicken and carried on crossing. He swerved and went round me and after he went past looked back at me and was what appeared to be rather angry and giving me abuse. I promptly gave him a hand sign which indicated that I thought he was a bit of a merchant banker. Well he was so incensed by this that he slammed on the breaks to turn round and come back and have a right go at me. However in his haste to turn he lost control of his bike and it slid out from under him.

How I chuckled as I went hastily on the opposite direction.

Running.....(**Laughing Smiley**)

Not sure whether "car park rage" will count here, however....

On entering the car park there are entry/exits all the way towards the store.
The first one is exit only, and has an official 'No Entry Sign' and 'NO ENTRY' in big white letters on the ground.

This is only wide enough for one vehicle, but here comes Mr Lame Brain and it's a standoff with him mouthing off at me,
so I got out and sat on the bonnet of mine, whilst he continued to rant.

Finally he got out and asked why I was blocking the F***ing entrance.

I asked him if he was qualified to drive, and did he pass the theory and his answer....f***k off.

So I walked out and said "let me just show you something", pointing at the signs.

With that and no further ranting he reluctantly got back in his car.

Now I could have reversed to let him pass, but no way, so having realised I wasn't going anywhere, he had no choice but to reverse into the
incoming cars on the bend, which he couldn't see and, after much sounding of horns, he was lucky not to get hit!!

I nearly ran into a cyclist which I didn't see as it had no lights on and it was dark and I was going under a bridge so I beeped him and when I came to some traffic lights he got off his bike, leaving it on the road behind me, and started hitting my drivers side window trying to break it. I undid my seatbelt but my wife in the passenger seat was pleading for me not to go out and sort him out as were my three girls in the back seats so I reversed over his bicycle and then went for him, giving him just enough time to get out of the way, drove forwards 50 yards so he went back to his bike. I reversed all the way back to check his bike was truly fcuked and it was so drove off laughing as he dragged his bicycle off the road. For me it was a very pleasurable experience but the girls were all a bit shocked apart from the youngest one who, like me, was p1ssing herself laughing at some tool going apesh1t over his broken bike.

Good for you pixie, but hopefully he didn't get your registration number as he was I'm sure too preoccupied with events, like a mangled bike!

hope tow bar was'nt damaged

Only one real one - I pulled out at a safe distance and then switched over lanes. Apparently the pr!ck behind me didn't like it and followed me within inches all the way to the next light. I turned around to tell him what a fine gentleman he was he opened up his door and brought a bat out fortunately he thought twice and got back in. This guy was 65 at least, but still stupid enough to threaten me with a bat - btw this was while I was in the US, so I suppose I should be grateful I wasn't shot in the head

this is true and if you a Muslinm he got away with it

so I suppose I should be grateful I wasn't shot in the head

Would have avenged that poor deer.

Doe

lol aka

how your little boy Hank ?

Doing well thanks capt - just keep getting surgery delayed-  maybe summer now