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I should say "women will marry chandelier"!
If they get divorced, who keeps the house ? |
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However, Lumière isn’t the only chandelier in Ms Liberty’s life. She goes to bed with another chandelier called Jewel which is smaller and thinner.
One of the most uncomfortable bedtime cuddles I can imagine. Bet she asks the poor thing to turn the light off too. |
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/love-first-light-woman-gets-engaged-chandelier-155525448.html
^ tbf it's not a bad looking Chandelier, not my type but 7/10 imo. |
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Then God commanded, “Let there be light”—and light appeared. (Genesis 1:3
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She first realised she was attracted to objects when she fell in love with a drum kit at the age of 14.
That is the funniest laugh-out-aloud sentence I've read in a long time. |
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The loonies have taken over....
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I blame the Illuminati !
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Wasn't he a character in Friends?
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Modern woman misinterprets the phrase smash the glass ceiling
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Do we know...I mean does she.....erm, how shall I put it...you know what I'm trying to say???!!!!
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